Alyssa Filipovic

[bri. @fireanddesiress]

“why are you going to give him a second chance, when there are so many others waiting for their first?” OH MELANIE MOTHER THE QUEEN THAT YOU ARE

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wonder if kylies italian greyhounds look at Timothy and assume he’s their biological father

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

Literally haven’t been on Twitter since like September of last yr bc I forgot my password and I thought it’d be a lengthy process to be able to get back into my account. Update: it took 2min to reset everything

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

@e02199357 Sent this to minda tbh

[trash jones @jzux]

if women aren’t funny then why do i love laughing at my own jokes

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

[Complex @Complex]

REVEAL. 💠 @blakelively #MetGala2022

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

Sees Spider-Man in theatres 3 months after it comes out and still manages to cry and get goosebumps bc I avoided reading ab it

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

Justice for scream queens, the show was ahead of its time

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

@w0lm0rt I feel seen for the first time in my life

[nat towsen @NatTowsen]

Am I insane to not want to catch covid even if the symptoms are mild? I feel insane.

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

If Minda and I were to ever get into a fight about who does more for who I’m just going to go through every couple picture I’ve taken with him where I had to stand on my bad side because we both have the same good side

[Eso @coolurbanhippie]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but rest is not a reward. You don’t have to earn rest. You need rest. You deserve rest. You are worthy of rest simply because you are a living being. And don’t ever feel guilty for taking time to rest.

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

My biggest flex is putting everyone I ever interact with onto alphalete, I have my vp texting me asking me what he should get

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

I hope one of you wins Suzanne Toth’s house 😫🙏✨

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

It’s telling your employers in the hiring process that you work well under pressure for ME

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

I think I cried in the bathroom at work 3 times today 🥰

[Alyssa Filipovic @alyyfilip]

My VP bluntly asked Minda when he’s going to propose