Alyssa ♛

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

I wanna get my hair done a nice spa day plus facial and be on time for happy hour.. maybe then I’d be happy

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

@HennyLane @7eleven Me with oatmeal raisin cookies from Lidl

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

@HennyLane Yummmm🤤

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

Nothings more satisfying than seeing a picture of your ex and he’s BALDING 🥰

[allie @Alex3seaq]

i’m so glad they didn’t ban tiktok

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

I should start doing Pilates in the mornings

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

It’s rainy days like this where I wish I was 21 working at the Carwash and having days off when it rains

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

Why am I playing sims 3 rn

[lynn ꪆৎ @omadwinter]

“i need to lock in and lose weight” i say as i continue to eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and

[Skylar Skye @SkylarSkye3]

I came to America with 2 suitcases.
I now have 4.

These extra 2 cases are filled with ranch, variety of seasonings, chic fil a sauce, Reece’s peanut butter cups, beef jerky, root beer, Gatorade, kraft mac & cheese, pancake syrup and pop stars.

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

Beach & alive after 5 Thursday… I think so

[Possessionista M.D. @Possessionista]

You know, I love kids. I'll defend kids crying on airplanes and melting down in restaurants. I respect parents who are doing their best.

But tonight at dinner, I encountered a toddler with a kazoo, and let me tell you, we all have limits.

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

Went to Georgia ate Buc-ee’s brisket sandwhich & beef jerky, finished strong by getting cookout with a peach cobbler milkshake for otw back 🥰

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

@HennyLane @maxguwapo I still want ur multicolored vans

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

@HennyLane Ooops

[Alyssa ♛ @alyyyssax3]

It’s not a great Father’s Day until the cops come to your house 😁🥰

[lunn @lunncrf]

a primeira solução que me ocorre sempre que algo dá ligeiramente errado