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Starting from scratch,let's meet on top guys 😀
NBA

[notme @am_munga]

Ebola inatupata tukiwa suicidal asf

[notme @am_munga]

@GlitteringAnge We need to bring our pwani si Kenya, we won't tolerate your shit guys!!

[notme @am_munga]

😂😂

[FARRAH_TICKETING_HTB|TPA🫂🧚‍♂️ @farratixhub]

Hii simu yangu imechizi

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Ukiuliza any modern lady a business idea wanafikiria Tu saloon, makucha, viatu na nguo.

Can't think beyond that

[notme @am_munga]

@kichwa_ @MkenyaMzi Na mbone mnalipisha huko

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Wizard: Would you take $10 million, but your dick would be only 2 inches?

Me: yes

“My bank account goes up by $10 million and my dick gets 1 inch bigger”

Wizard:

[Droitard Bavard 🇫🇷 (VF) @DroitardBavardd]

Le diesel est à 2,50€/L enculé.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

African mum watching a referee giving a red card to a guy with cool hair instead of the idiots with dreads

[Demetrius Remmiegius 🇰🇪 @DemetriusRO6]

To succeed in any career,

You just need the right mental disorder

Law - narcissism

Finance - ADHD

Medicine - burnout

Engineering - OCD

Journalism - cynicism

Psychology - depression

Computer Science - autism

Traders - Retard

[notme @am_munga]

At 25, go home early.
There’s peace at home, fake love outside, and noise everywhere else.
Protect your mind, build your future quietly, and value the people who truly care about you.

[Eric @amerix]

“Hi Amerix, my girlfriend is talking to many men, what can I do?”

She is talking to many men because you are not talking to many women.

You are boring and creepy, only talking to her.

Talk to women, she will start talking to you alone.

Female logic.

#MasculinitySaturday

[notme @am_munga]

Nataka ninunulie my luhya girl backless Dera wadau

[slay @nemesis09066]

Boss: what do you like most at work?

Me: your absence.

Boss:

[Mondi🇨🇦 @Kim_Eric_]

Wa mzinga si atapewa TV aende nayo home.

[Assørted @chibuikej188]

Me: I will not pay the bill

Waiter: why not? You ordered 42 coffee's

Me: I said 4 tea, 2 coffees.

Waiter:

[mokorino @kimondio_]

Odds zikipita miaka yako lazima utarudi paybill

[notme @am_munga]

@scar_mkadinali Siku izi umeanza kuvura manyaru😂

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Ebu geuka tuone manifesto.

[Daniel of Ibadan🌴 @oluwaDanielmii]

"Write a letter to your friend in another school telling him to....."🤦😭

[Carl Jung @jean__marie_]

I have a paper for it😂😂