Amander

a dumbbitch. but go birds I mostly tweet about them🦅 as well as lots of Lana del Rey & Taylor Swift. Along w/ too much about my incessant, soul crushing misery

[Amander @amaandaplz]

do you really mean to tell me this is not a skit but seriously the president of the united states? I hate myself for feeling even remotely shocked, when will god end my agony

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Donald Trump says if he coached in the WNBA, he’d ask LeBron if he has “any desire to be a woman” 😭

[stephanie 🐞 shaky + cbus @semicitywalls]

titanic: hi

iceburg:

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

no amount of money will ever make him happy and i think that’s beautiful

[Amander @amaandaplz]

@justinboldaji holy shit what an embarrassing loser lmfao

[Vic @getawaycarvic]

Noah Kahan at this point you need to release Pain Is Cold Water.

[Amander @amaandaplz]

@T00MUCHGREEN would have given a toe for pain is cold water or dan in dc , so it feels like SUCH a personal attack that he did BOTH the shows before and after </3

[Amander @amaandaplz]

@PanasonicDX4500 @jennnapea lmaoo😭😂

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

Eagles fans pulling up while Tony Romo is getting a DUI

[Amander @amaandaplz]

I want to be purely happy about Andrew Tate's arrest, I really do. But, fuck! Whenever I see the pics part of me does die a lil. Like why did he kinda look cunty as hell? 😭
It unfortunately does destroy me knowing how easily I can be out served by even ANDREW TATE these days💔

[Amander @amaandaplz]

@Oleever @NoahKahan @KahanHQ where was vomit gate?!

[Amander @amaandaplz]

a sixer AND racist against orange folk?! lfg

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Donald Trump on the LeBron vs Jordan debate:

“LeBron is a racist… I would say Michael Jordan all the way.”

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pissgate poopgate don’t care it’s too great

Dc I love you

[Amander @amaandaplz]

Dan tonight, Queen? @NoahKahan 🙏

[Amander @amaandaplz]

@yezzserski no way this jackass still doubled down on it at the end oh my god

[Neil Krug @neil_krug]

Stove

[Amander @amaandaplz]

@AmericanKaw13 @NoahKahan @jennnapea

[cam ! @aokstott]

In honor of Noah Kahan in Philly tonight, here’s my Eagles Super Bowl 59 View Between Villages video 😋

[Amander @amaandaplz]

@RealMamaEagle It's always the funkiest, crustiest men sitting around insulting women so far out of their league

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

i love my country, Philadelphia.

and i love my twitter president, Hunter Biden.