Amadei, Suburban White Woman

Forty-two years of running amok in foreign countries & a voracious appetite for the written word...

[Amadei, Suburban White Woman @amadei]

Therapist: What do we do when we’re feeling powerless & frustrated in the world?

Me: Send #PostcardsToVoters?

Therapist: Yes!

#MailTheVoteFL

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Absolutely.

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@AskCapitalOne Is there a monthly limit on withdrawals from 360 Performance Savings acccounts?

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@mtgreenee Can you please do something with my money that is actually part of your job instead of this trash?

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@Arihel_EN I don’t think so, no. You just do the best you can. :)

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@Arihel_EN My love, I am 41 years old and still don’t know what I’m doing. Xoxo

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@IwriteOK I wasn’t traumatized by realizing my parents had to have sex to have me, but I was SHOOK when I realized PEOPLE WHO DON’T LOVE EACH OTHER HAVE SEX.

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@MBGBeth @LordofAllusions I actually thought John Travolta was looking pretty good in that commercial, to be honest.

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@poetgambler THAT SHIT IS THE BEST

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@subatomicsatan @TMLO Was your first guess a Nicholas Cage movie?

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@smashleyhamer My dad said "Amish" as "A-mish." Like I-talian, but in Lancaster, PA.

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@elonmusk Aren't you supposed to be stepping down or something?

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Roadkill Taxidermy

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

What’s a hobby someone can have that’s an immediate red flag?

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Damn, touch some grass, @elonmusk.

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Reading some of The Stand right before bed. I may regret this sometime tonight.

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I want a Harry Houdini vs Arthur Conan Doyle movie. I need it.

Like *The Prestige* but with Spiritualism.

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The idea that railroad workers don’t have *any* sick leave baffles me. What in the 1822 is this?

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Thanks @knowledge_fight for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 21,907 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/iuviUtrkRO

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This is what keeps me up at night.

[PammyCan'tSleepAtNightAGAIN @PSchmaling]

88% of evangelical Christians voted for Herschel Walker, not Warnock, the candidate who has devoted his adult life to Jesus Christ. Let that sink in.

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Me: Alexa, play happy music.

Alexa: Now playing Happy Mix from Amadei’s Spotify.

Spotify: 🎵 Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side? 🎵

Me: Oh, this is what we’re doing now?

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I didn’t get everything I wanted in GA, but imagining @DrOz crying into his crudité is sustaining me on this Wednesday morning.