eli 💤

all I want is to never get suspended for a whole year again

[eli 💤 @amai_eli]

feels weird reading back on my old tweets on this acc 🥲

[eli 💤 @amai_eli]

@SeninYildiiz anyone who calls u a nuisance is the nuisance themselves smh

[eli 💤 @amai_eli]

I have two twitter accounts just to be twice as annoying ✌️ yw

[eli 💤 @amai_eli]

Disgusted by the fact that I was invested in the amv community for such a long time up until last year, wish I spent all that energy on more worthwhile things

[eli 💤 @amai_eli]

i finally got back this twitter almost a year later i cri, i guess i'll use @eli__uwu as a private account

[eli 💤 @amai_eli]

Who else but me would get sick with a high fever right after finishing my exams kms

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Dear people citing The Bible:
It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.

[Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui]

sleep deprived twitter is the best because they really don’t give a fuck about what they say because they’re going to delete it anyways

[sssss @suckmysouI]

i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i just remembered one time a boy asked me if i was a virgin and told me i didn't look like one but then said on the other hand "you look like you hate people too much to have sex with them"