Amy Malkoff

Pithy takes on: music • me • politics • comedy • pop culture • science. My anonymous handle just happens to also be my real name.

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

"My mind works in specific examples. I don't do broad concepts". - Temple Grandin

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

This is amazing to watch

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

"I'm just the idea guy. I come up with big ideas and then other people implement them". Great, when do *I* get to be that guy instead of just implementing the mechanics of making others' dreams real? Sometimes being detail oriented backfires, and here's exhibit one.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The White House looks like a Six Flags that closed because it got hit by a hurricane

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

This new "You're 50 and you LOOK 50" or "You're 60 and you LOOK 60" thing...It's mean with not a small amount of ageism. Some people look their age, some don't. Not everyone assumes they look 20. Aging is hard, esp for women. Let people feel how they feel about themselves.

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

It's World Redhead Day. Yay. Venmo me or something.

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

@NoFilterSkin @9Sling You didn't believe in an imaginary friend until you were indoctrinated, if you really want to talk about "no one is born...."

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

@NoFilterSkin All of science disagrees with you. And science exists.

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

There's no such thing as multiple annual physicals. A literal contradiction in terms.

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

Pro tip: You can’t convincingly call a late-night host a no-talent loser if he scares the shit out of you so badly that you have to pull strings to take him off the air.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

So, turns out racist, wealthy white men are a bigger existential threat to our democracy than immigrants, trans people, drag queens or empowered women ever were. Or ever will be.

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

I really missed my calling as a brassy old-timey saloon gal named Kitty or as a session player in 70s LA with The Wrecking Crew

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

It's disheartening to see people who themselves struggle with their mental health defend old scoldy tropes like "I just CHOSE TO BE HAPPY" without recognizing their origins from when we didn't recognize different temperaments, and we punished those who didn't "choose" correctly

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

@reedgalen ha ha accurate

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@UnrealBluegrass I don't think this is a yes or no type of question

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

Someone give the glorious Giancarlo Esposito a job that's not shilling for a gambling app

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

Shoutout to these guys I spotted on Google Street View

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

Did an audit of my expired spices. Now I need spices.

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

@DavidReilly007 @KR3Wmatic Count me in!

[Amy Malkoff @amalkoff]

Watching a documentary where the parents of a teen casually say, "she was very capable of driving high - she did it all the time". What are we doing, y'all?