Theresa Disgusting

the bags under my eyes are knock offs

[Theresa Disgusting @amanda__jo]

If you think I won’t end a friendship over your broke ass political views, you don’t know me very well lmao. If we disagree on the best way to make the world better for marginalized populations that might be fine but if you’re not fighting for that then honestly suck my nuts

[Third @thirdmetax]

Seth Rogen reveals he has smoked weed all day every day since he was 20

“I smoke weed all day every single day since I was 20 years old”

“I equate it to shoes or glasses are shoes a crutch we use or are they a thing that we have culturally decided to make our lives easier and better that is exactly how weed is to me”

“Could I not wear shoes probably could I not smoke weed probably would I just much rather smoke weed all day yes”

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

Pet Sounds was the first emo record

[Theresa Disgusting @amanda__jo]

The good guy you date in college

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

george w bush in 2009:

[Theresa Disgusting @amanda__jo]

Me but it’s only $100k but I live in Cleveland so it’s fine lmao

[eve @bubblegumbword]

Wish I was one of those 35yo gay guys that make 300k being a “project manager” and seemingly work 15 hours a week

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being roommates with my friends is too risky, but different apartments in the same building?? that’s my dream.

[ezra @ltsreallove]

this is what bob dylan was doing with each of the beatles in 1964

[Theresa Disgusting @amanda__jo]

Oh

[Alex Goldman @AGoldmund]

Death Cab for Cutie is maybe the worst name for a band ever

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[fish marriage @corviiid]

the panic when i accidentally hit the dumbfuck gr*k button is the closest ive come to re-experiencing the panic of accidentally hitting the internet button on my phone in my teens and had to back out before it cost me millions. in the present example the currency is my integrity

[Theresa Disgusting @amanda__jo]

@adultmomband I’m kinda did that once https://t.co/sskqx9mc05

[daisy @weltonsmac]

hannah: 'i will say im attracted to women older than deborah...'
jean: OTHER than deborah 😒

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is one of the funniest people of our generation. The fact that she comes from one of wealthiest families on the planet somehow feels less surprising than the fact that she still managed to build a career completely worthy of the hype

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[k @yslnadi]

I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself

[kim petras @kimpetras]

pls be as gay as possible

[Theresa Disgusting @amanda__jo]

@facetedcarapace He went to my high school and no one is as proud as me lol he is an amazing composer and directs and produces tv now too, a true gem

[Theresa Disgusting @amanda__jo]

I keep checking Nelnet and my student loans say next payment due November of 2027 lmao hell yeah brother