𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊

Living my dreams as reality

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

Yall ever notice how male supervillain origins were because their life didn’t go the way they planned.

But woman supervillain origins were because someone horrendously wronged them??

Fragile masculinity at its finest. And most were written by men 🤭

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

Orange ass dude said “here” like “this is law and the Fed dude just shaking his head cracks me up

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

The Fed “we don’t give discounts”
You don’t give discounts. Period. Idk why Trump thought he could print a Fed expectation and assume it was factual.

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

My parents have annoyed me for 30 years, I’m expected to love and not be annoyed a man for another 60???
Please submit your applications.

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

I can’t even feel pride in being an American anymore.
Who wants a new citizen? Cause I’m shopping around.

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

I used to be proud of being a military kid.
Yeah… that stopped around 2016. And my dad was still active duty..

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

I don’t watch boxing. I know Mike Tyson because he’s a legend. I know Jake Paul because he’s an internet idiot.

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

I’m not sure Paul should feel proud about forcing a legend (Tyson) out of a 20 year retirement to win by decision…

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

We can throw away everything after 2016.

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

So.. we like convicted felons more than we like women in this country… good to know…

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

D. Trump will you care more for the country than you did for your supporters when they fainted during a rally or will you pay more attention to the music playing?

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

D. Trump. Do you care more for the American people or your ego?

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

Yes D. Trump. What can you offer women other than protecting them “whether we like it or not”

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

Let’s have a predator as a president than a woman. All hear ye, all hear ye!

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

You can’t vote as a felon but you can vote for a felon…

Congratulations America. We are once again a laughingstock.

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

Reproductive rights… who needs ‘em…

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

My dog is so old we got him outside a BlockBuster..

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

Ran into 7 different people at a rest stop. All of them were pissed off ODU fans.

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

Let’s gooooo O D U 🦁

[𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 @amanda_lea19]

I’ve had the same artist as my number one on Spotify for the last 3 years and I finally got tickets for one of their concerts!!!! I can’t wait.