Amanda

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I’m sorry for leaving you on delivered for 5 hours my fingers were stuck in a Chinese finger trap

[LUNA. 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 @lunagiiselle]

genuinely wtf is everyone gonna talk about when love island is over

i love the collective conversation

maybe we need to talk about climate change on earth

[orion @cosmlcfire]

in your car the radio up
in your car the radio up

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Anyone have any good tips on how to forget? (Not talking about 9/11, don’t worry)

[Baby M @1prettyvirgo]

Men always have horrible love island takes please stick to sports and bedazzled jorts

[Amanda @amanda_noacf]

They updated it again and hell fuckin ya

[Amanda @amanda_noacf]

Someone in liberty hill (texas) has been paying for this Epstein billboard for MONTHS (first pic is Oct 2025) and today I noticed it changed and fuck I need to know who’s behind this

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Therapist: You're very self-aware.

Me: What meds prevent that?

[remx @biigrem]

Them canceling schools for tornados is crazy bc they had us in the hallway face down ass up

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Really appreciate the city of Austin letting me know that I was imminent danger from the rain at 2am, 4am, 530am, and 6am!

[Britt | 🌟 @SlavBritt]

Visitors for FIFA just out here marvelling at Buc-ee’s in Denton, TX like I would at Edinburgh Castle.

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

sydney sweeny gonna show up to game 5 wearing a shirt that says “knick fuentes” trying to get in good with taylor and the haims

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

W to the OG 🎤

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

just saw obsession. it must have been so fun to play nikki. also beautiful portrayal of the inherent evils living within meek nice guy men who see women as nothing more than vessels for their own validation and think they’re too woke for misogyny cuz they say sorry a lot.

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[kate @ChineseLLM]

I just know Hunter Biden would make me feel like the prettiest girl in the whole Super 8 Motel off I-95

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Hunter Biden do you and your wife have an open marriage? No worries if not!