Amanda

Writer of books. Food enthusiast. Full-time hypochondriac. Big fan of the weekends. #amwriting

[Amanda @amandaabram]

I'm going to invent a shock collar for #authors. It will zap you every time you start aimlessly browsing the internet when you're supposed to be writing instead. Patent pending. Void where prohibited. Zero due at signing. #amwriting #writerslife

[Amanda @amandaabram]

Happy #BookBirthday (okay, okay, it was technically last night) to my new book, The Cure for Second Lead Syndrome—available on Amazon to purchase or to read for free in Kindle Unlimited!

https://t.co/BYKu9kWaor

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@kennedymcmann You know you have problems when you keep checking Twitter just waiting to be told it's Wednesday when you already know it's Wednesday.

[Word_Chucker @Word_Chucker]

Why we need the Oxford comma.

[Amanda @amandaabram]

OH, HELL, and YES.

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@MaraWilson

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@tonyposnanski @JoeBiden “I like presidential candidates who don’t get COVID-19.” -Trump, probably.

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@sariahwilson @rianjohnson That is AMAZING. 😍

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@ProjectLincoln @PressSec Why would supposed people who are supposedly stealing ballots supposedly leave them in ditches, rivers and dumpsters where they can be found? Why wouldn't they just steal the ballots and then go home and shred them? Sounds like Trump's people are planting them to be "found".

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@crythorn Um...they’ve been calling him Mr. Vice President all along. Former VPs keep that title for life, just as former presidents keep the title of Mr. President. You seriously didn’t know that? And you’re allowed to vote? Yikes.

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@Yukifydiesalot Thank you so much! 😊❤️

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@Yukifydiesalot Unfortunately, it's only available on Amazon. One major downside of self-publishing is that your book isn't available in actual bookstores...😢

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@EdEdwardKun @_Nextravagant_ @accidental_left OMG, I was the one asked to read that page out loud in front of my English class. 20+ years later, I'm still not okay with it.

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@mljones9912 @ericweinstein He's definitely real. But you can't meet him. He's vacationing in New York right now. He's very continental. Also, again, definitely voting for Trump even though he's left-leaning. In fact, his entire [also real] left-leaning family is voting TRUMP. True story, just like Eric's!

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@chenyan_chang LOL! Thank you!😊 I actually tried logging into LiveJournal the other day for old time's sake and couldn't due to outdated login information and an email account I no longer have access to. 😕

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@SteveMa35404308 @MitchellLizanne @ProjectLincoln @finnie_me But what about your friend's uncle's mailman's sister's boyfriend's pet groomer's cousin twice removed? Was his heart attack death also listed as Covid? Follow up question: are we actually supposed to believe every rando on the Internet making these claims?

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@jjkeyes

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@amandadeibert I've had breathing issues for as long as I can remember. The other day I was extremely short of breath before going into the grocery store, but put on the mask anyway. Oddly enough, by the time I came out, I was actually breathing BETTER.

[Amanda @amandaabram]

@Richard_Harambe @ProjectLincoln The Right can't Photoshop.

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@andrewdelong @Fredbiggs3 @StephenKing Now that's a quality Tweet.