Amanda

Safety lights are for dudes.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

To be clear, I am not just pro-choice, I am pro-abortion. Abortions are a wonderfully safe and effective medical procedure that saves and improves lives. Every time a person gets an abortion that they need OR want, it is a blessing.

[Penzeys Spices @PenzeysSpices]

It’s Republicans Are Racists Weekend at Penzeys. Click the link to read the email people are talking about. https://t.co/3eEaF4WKvV
Season Liberally!

[Charlene Collier, MD, MPH @CHCollier]

Until Covid is over can we cancel Friday as a weekday and just add it to the weekend? M-Thurs is enough

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Texas didn’t ban abortion; they banned safe abortion.

Restrictive laws don’t end abortion; they just make them more dangerous and kill women.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

April 2020: working from home sucks
April 2021: if we have to go back to the office full-time I will quit

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

my anxiety my anxiety
mixed with
an iced coffee

[Amal El-Mohtar @tithenai]

When men frame a murderer's actions in terms of him "having a bad day" I can't help but hear them telling the world that they themselves are one bad day away from murdering women, & demanding empathy & recognition for that fact.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

You want to thank Black women?

Cancel student debt -- all of it.

Black women carry more student debt than any other group in America.

Save your words of appreciation. Policy is our love language.

[Julie Bykowicz @bykowicz]

Start your Inauguration Day with some of Amanda Gorman’s beautiful words. She’ll read her new piece at the Capitol ceremony.

“For while we have our eyes on the future,

History has its eyes on us.” https://t.co/AN89SUvGyT

[L.A. Public Library @LAPublicLibrary]

How it started How it's going

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Hey guys, I know you mean well, but we don’t need reassurance that “men love [x body type].” Men also love cargo shorts and Elon Musk. I’m confused about why you believe you’re in charge of granting approvals.

[Ken MacLeod @amendlocke]

How do we know if there'll be more sea shanties shared next month?

If the arrrr number is >1.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

I assume I am the only one suffering from ‘letharxiety’ - which is an inability to sit still coupled with too little energy to do anything.

[Alix Mortimer @alixmortimer]

To be fair, there are only four. "Oh no, a whale", "Oh no, the French", "Goodbye, my pregnant sweetheart, unfortunately I will never come back but good luck with everything" and "Someone is drunk and an unfortunate series of events is occurring"

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Republicans using “cancel culture” to defend trump is a solid reason for comedians to stop fucking spewing that stupid shit.

[Clare Malone @ClareMalone]

The panic buttons in Ayanna Pressley's office were ripped out (according to her chief of staff) & AOC said on InstaLive that she had a close call and thought she might die.

Pretty at a loss with those details, to be honest.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

UNITY IS WHEN I GET TO CONSISTENTLY ATTEMPT TO DO YOU HARM WITH IMPUNITY BUT IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING TO TRY TO STOP ME I GET TO SCREAM

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

In case you were wondering whether Republicans would still object to the certification of the electoral college, Mo Brooks and Matt Gaetz are both sitting near the microphones to speak.