AMANDUH💀

31 | mama | student |

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

I’m violently hung over. Send help.

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

Wanna know what’s great about being a mom? I picked my nose, wiped it on my pants and i will blame it on Savannah 😂

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

I just need a break.

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

Sitting in the waiting room at the doctors office and some lady walked into my stroller mind you i was not in the way… But why she give me a dirty look and didnt say anything.. TF

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

REVERSE REVERSE. MY BESTIE HAD A BAYYYYBEEEE 😭😭😭😍🖤🖤

[Erin @eringaudy]

My best friend is having a babbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

I don’t let any mother fuckers get close to my kid and she ends up with the flu. Like what the actual fuck.

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

@unclesunks Ain’t that the damn truth

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

My dog threw up all over my couch and while i was stripping my couch he then proceeded to vomit on his bed. I swear to god I’m done.

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

Having a sick baby is literally no fun

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

Yesterday at St Peter’s hospital there was a child running around the children’s ER waiting room with no SHOES OR SOCKS ON. I couldn’t believe it. Day later and I’m still grossed out.

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

I need a facial, lose 30lbs and lip filler to feel like i did before pregnancy.

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

Glad it’s 52 degrees & raining and George is in FL where it is 85 and sunshine. Fucking annoyed.

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

It’s sad things have to planned around separate times or dates with my parents and me. Since we don’t get along. Super cool.

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

All i want to do is take a sleeping pill, pass the fuck out and get more then 3hrs if sleep at a clip.. but I’m a mom now so i can’t do that shit. I can’t wait until she sleeps through the night.

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

Last night i vacuumed the entire stair case while holding the vacuum AND having Savannah strapped to my chest..

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

Besides having baby spit up on me 24/7 and not sleeping, this is the happiest i have ever been 💕

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

My kid just projectile vomited her bottle all over her fucking car seat in front of my doctor 😂.. Savannah this is why we can’t have nice things..

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

HEY THAT WAS ME.

[Erin @eringaudy]

My best friend is having a babbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[AMANDUH💀 @amandalavs]

I can not STAND when someone is in a doctors office and they are playing their stupid fucking game on LOUD.