𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒

dog mother. pizza lover. (she/her)

[SVRPOMAH @_Rancher]

Micah has horrible friends cuz wtf are they laughing at a time like this???? #LoveisBlind4 #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS4

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

@MoodieforBach My theory is that he's got a micro and Rachel ran as soon as she saw it and that's why he doesn't wanna show anyone else until he's trapped them in an engagement

[𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 @amandaleeeann]

Me: owes $4,000 in taxes. Also me: what outfits should I get for my trips to Chicago and Nashville?!

[𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 @amandaleeeann]

@chriskertzman Delete this.

[diva hustler @clownfacebitch]

her hair is both blonde and brunette to represent how liam would cheat on her during the day and night

[𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 @amandaleeeann]

@AlexandraRaeR Maybe I’m totally crazy but I think there’s a reason why he doesn’t want to sleep with the women in fantasy suites.

[𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 @amandaleeeann]

@_briinanaa I feel this about any grown adult. Sometimes even children.

[Johanna @JoHerrstedt]

If I were Selena Gomez this would be my profile picture

[H00DI3 THICK3L$ @TxxRedd]

Why are 3somes only for sex? What if I wanna join in on an argument?

[𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 @amandaleeeann]

@MediumSizeMeech @laracarbonara You’re honestly my favorite person on Twitter.

[Duracell @Duracell]

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[𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 @amandaleeeann]

People not understanding that this shows the weather forecast offices is the funny part 😂

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

A new state map just dropped (122 states):

[𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 @amandaleeeann]

@Alexakis_ Lol you and me both 😂 maybe we do need to seek therapy 😂

[𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 @amandaleeeann]

@Alexakis_ I feel lazy and extreme anxiety knowing there are dirty dishes in the sink or a mirror that needs to be cleaned, etc. It’s like I can’t relax unless I do it because it just eats away at me 😂😅

[FLETCHER @findingfletcher]

best nipple performance @findingfletcher

[Kira J @IamKiraJ]

I’m bisexual but hetero-romantic. Meaning I am sexually attracted to both men and women but I’m only interested in being in a relationship with a man. Like girl we could bump coochies but I’m not cuddling and watching movies with you 😅😅😅

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Last Of Us’ introduces gay love story, Bill and Frank, in the latest episode. #TheLastOfUs

[✩ @maryymagdalenee]

🚨Charli XCX is only 4 awards away from EGOT status.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The way my mouth DROPPED OPEN