Amanda Hampton

Plant mom • Cat mom • Aquarius • Michigander

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

@jsidman Two words: staph infection

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

Why is it that every time I am in the checkout process for @Amtrak, the purchase won't go through, and then when I am forced to refresh the page, the ticket cost goes up by 40%? #scamalert Trains are supposed to be affordable!

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

Literally never rent from @nuuly.

They swapped out one of my dresses for the ugliest tent dresses I’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough, another one of my dresses came broken!

So much for renting clothes for the #taylorswiftconcert 😤

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

@cksharp17 Listen to my cat oracles!

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

Am I toast? Or is my cat?

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

White squirrel spotted on the mall this morning! @PoPville

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

@dannyhensel See you there 😎

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

@UPS your claim services are not costumer friendly. A package of mine has been “1 day away” for nearly a week but there has been no package movement since June 6th. It’s definitely lost and yet it’s not eligible for a claim?

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

What do you think men discussed more at the bars last night:

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

@PoPville heard a noise as loud as a bomb on 14th and Clifton — has anyone else heard this?

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

@dannyhensel We both have Scorpio moons 💚

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Sagittarius: I like you & I think everyone sucks
Aquarius: I like you too & everyone does suck

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

@miltonguevarajr @dannyhensel Did someone say Basil??

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

@dannyhensel @emma34811312 I watch this video every few months to refuel my powers

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

You can lead a man to water, but you can’t make him shower

[Amanda Hampton @AmandaLHampton]

Toe bean Friday

[Greg Gallant @GallantGreg]

Quarantine is ending!
We can do stuff again!

[danny hensel @dannyhensel]

i would love if there weren't low flying fighter jets in DC, thanks!

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Anywhere anytime with an Aquarius