amanda moe

wife, mama, photographer

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

My 3yo saw @official_tWitch dance on @TheEllenShow today and right after he finished dancing she looked at me and said “mama, I love him”

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

It doesn’t happen every night but when I get to check on Brielle before I go to sleep and get to cover her up with her blankie I always think it’s my honor to care for her. Even when she has no idea what I do and for those 10 seconds- I love it.

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

@BecksEmerson We get the case of the nap time poops over here

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It doesn’t matter how many chapsticks I buy. Brielle will find it. And lose it.

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How great would it be to decide you want a DQ ice cream cake and have it delivered within a minute of wanting it?

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Alex spent the whole day home alone with the girls yesterday. Today he woke up and described what he thought I must be for doing it every day - Superman, with twelve arms... mixed with the energizer bunny. 😂

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

I would for sure just drive around to kill time and keep my kids calm until bedtime. But my toddler would probably barf in the car again. And that makes the insanity at home seem just a tiny bit better.

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

why is being a virgin talked about like it’s literally the worst thing ever? To the people in my life that are virgins- be strong and bold with it. Don’t be ashamed. I am proud of you for waiting until you’re married. It might not be popular but it’s worth waiting.

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

I have been laying in bed for a while and I get comfortable, try to fall asleep... and forget the dog is at the end of the bed until he breathes in super deep and scares me so I won’t fall asleep until tomorrow.

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

Brielle just let out the loudest burp and looks at me with a sweet smile and says “scuze me” in her highest pitch sing song voice.

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I just turned into the Mom that only plays @KTIS with my kids in the car

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

My toddlers new favorite game is taking turns taking drinks from my water and making me take the last sip that is probably 99% her backwash.

The things parents do.

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

So... anybody else’s @comcast internet terrible lately or just ours?

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

Is coconut lacroix good or taste like tanning oil? I can’t decide. So I keep drinking it.

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It’s the first week of May and my senior citizen neighbors already have lights in their windows for the Fourth of July. Like, why do you even need lights?

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@BecksEmerson Because you have 👏🏻

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It is 9:17 pm and brielle is knocking on her bedroom door and saying “mommy. Let me out of here.” 😂

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How long does your baby need to scream at you until you just believe it’s personal?

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Thought it was 6:30 and bedtime was near. But it was only 5:30 and bedtime is 73949 years away.

[amanda moe @amandarmoe]

Feeling like a super adult because I’ve flossed the past three nights in a row after not flossing for like... three years