Amanda

𓃰 #BlackLivesMatter

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

I take advantage of the time during my life that I am able to take medicine while being sick. Being pregnant and sick at the same time is the absolute worst because you quite literally just have to wait for it to go away and drink tea

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

I wish zoos had the names of each animal posted on the enclosure

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

I figured this out introducing my baby to different foods but the frozen mango at Trader Joe’s is life changing and I don’t even really like mango

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

Me before becoming a parent: never posts on social media unless it’s a blue moon
Me after becoming a parent: here is a picture of my child for every and any occasion possible

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

I feel like if jobs want you to work for them they should be offering ‘childcare pay’ as a benefit or an internal daycare center. Otherwise most of the paycheck goes towards paying to have your kids watched anyway?

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

Praising the Taco Bell gods for creating the stacker during my pregnancy couldn’t be more grateful

[Jake @ScoobyScream]

well then they need to go back and retroactively award this no question

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me, doing everything alone because I don't like asking for help

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

Kid at work told me today I looked like I ate 10 cheeseburgers, actually it’s just a baby thanks though

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s their month
https://t.co/olaLFIuJ87

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[ً @prttymavi]

i think the hardest thing about adulting is that you literally have to keep going! no matter what mood or situation you’re going thru. you gotta keep going cause life goes on

[Rich Castillo @rcastillo_music]

Im not religious

I don’t really believe in “signs”

But less than half an hour after saying good bye to my best friend Vader, this car drove right in front of us.

Hard not to feel some kind of way about it

RIP bud, you were the best and sweetest boy on the planet

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

The one thing that has managed to put a smile on my face in the last 2 days

[erin 🪦🏹 @WORDSOBSCENE]

JENNA MARBLES AND JULIEN SOLOMITA GOT MARRIED EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR SEATS

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

Yesterday I picked up my neighbors by myself, who are in their 60’s from the airport and a random man came up without saying anything and put their heavy luggage in my car. This small act of kindness really made my day

[Amanda @amandaroseolson]

@JupaMontes @Mythical Thank you! I wasn’t able to watch last year have been looking forward to it and totally blanked on it until right now when I saw the tweet