Darth (she/her/hers)

marketing. left leaning politics. food, beer, cars, dogs, adventures. 🇨🇦

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

I just spent 30 min in that conversation audio call with « Adrian Dittmann » and I can 1000% say that is Elon musk 😂

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

BREAKING: Elon Musk, using a cheesy voice modifier on his “Adrian Ditmann” account, says MAGA “will have to fucking deal with it” because “Elon is the only one to give these fucking crackheads a voice. You ungrateful motherfuckers, seriously.”

“Get over yourselves.”
—Richest man

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

@notsoteenwitch It’s so bad but so good

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

@dog_lover_02 No but actually it is weird that there’s so many screenshots lol he probably has a crush on you

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

@dog_lover_02 I googled this 3 days ago

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

@dog_lover_02 🤣

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

@GoemansApp stop putting doorbells in your commercials, please. We only know your brand as causing annoying chaos in our house 🐕🐕🐕🐕

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Exactly what people with social anxiety need to hear: your social anxiety is making everyone hate you.

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

What the hell is this

[CTV Ottawa @ctvottawa]

It looks increasingly likely that for the first time in more than 50 years, there won’t be skating on Ottawa’s world-famous Rideau Canal. https://t.co/cFgoKg58Qx

[Katherine @classickath]

still waiting for the moment when someone screams “can anyone here drive stick shift” in a “is there a doctor in the building” type scenario and it’s only me and I save the day

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Imagine getting laid off by your company because of ‘tough market conditions’ only to see them run a 30 second Super Bowl ad for $7m

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

@dog_lover_02 What just happened did he screenshot u

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

If you think you're idea is too dumb to work, just remember that Scrub Daddy, a sponge in the shape of a face, does $670m in annual sales

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

Wow so it is possible to get fired from the gov

[CTV Ottawa @ctvottawa]

A federal government department has fired 49 employees who received the Canada Emergency Response Benefit while they were employed. https://t.co/Ki4QdBOXqh

[Gananoque Police @GananoquePolice]

Police received a report of a polar bear on South Street, investigation revealed he was friendly and will most likely disappear when the weather gets warmer.

[Instant Weather Ontario ⚡️ @IWeatherON]

#onstorm 3:27p SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT ISSUED by Environment Canada

Gatineau
City Of Toronto
Windsor - Essex - Chatham-Kent
Sarnia - Lambton
Elgin
London - Middlesex
Simcoe - Delhi - Norfolk
Dunnville - Caledonia - Haldimand
Oxford - Brant
Niagara...

https://t.co/YfcltIEkbF

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

@KDill95 😂

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

@Lemz_007 I go to the gym 3x week regardless of if I’m drinking or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Darth (she/her/hers) @amandistotle]

Gotta start going to bed earlier again. I know I want to carpe all the diems but my body is so tired. I can’t continue to be social until midnight and up for work at 6am. Just not sustainable long term