@spitfyred Him side-eying furry drawings, poor guy has no idea how embarrassing his own impulses are about to get. He’s going to evaporate from pure cringe 😬
@lachancenaomi27 My therapist remembered the ingredients in my favorite sandwich, if they’re actually good/invested they’ll remember that your dog died my god. Get a new one! Keep shopping until you really click.
Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God
God: Hey girl so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read a fanfiction where Ryland Grace is in a throuple with Rocky & Adrian with a dom/sub dynamic & sexualized egg laying like that's literally it
Me: Ok Listen
@trendy_gwendy I wrote song called Space Daddy about this if Cheerleader ever wants to perform a song about wanting a sexy alien to take you away from this shitty planet.
@trendy_gwendy No lie I once got in a little comment argument on one of Abigail’s videos because this person thought she’d made a joke a cis man shouldn’t make and I was like “eh idk I get vibes” and then came back to it years later to “I told you so” when she came out