Hannah

[Hannah @amaress]

@AydenAllen12 @Bryor_ @ph1736 @POTUS This might hurt a little, but just because your *business* grosses over a million doesn’t make *you* a millionaire. Also, it sounds like maybe you would benefit from separating your business and personal taxes. As a “new” millionaire maybe you should get some financial counseling

[Hannah @amaress]

@KeithAmmann Unroll @threadreaderapp

[Hannah @amaress]

@meteoryuan_ You’ll feel better soon! It took me two days but the second day was better 💗

[Hannah @amaress]

@Rob_Vela @alias_petrichor @Metalsandman999 @loud_socialist Dude you have no fucking idea what market prices would be like *without* landlords. No one does. It’s not a remotely predictable model.

[Hannah @amaress]

I’ve played too much CyberpunkRED to be excited about Target covering tuition and books for its employees. All I see is a future dystopian education system where higher education is completely funded and vicariously run by corporations and if that’s not terrifying IDK what is.

[Hannah @amaress]

@3Dtravis @ASWilemon @DanPriceSeattle Explain to you how percentiles work? Can’t you just Google that?

[Hannah @amaress]

Hey @panasonic is your fridge running? #ku

[Hannah @amaress]

@HomaBashWEWS They’re unisex names too, you’re so lucky to be blessed with such a clear choice 🙏🏻😂

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

the point of tweeting is not to go viral. the point of tweeting is to get a few likes and a concerned text from a friend

[Hannah @amaress]

@SeaTerrors He was replaced by Philippa Goslett in November 😬

[Hannah @amaress]

@JeannaLStars He was permanently replaced Philipa Goslett in November 😬

[Hannah @amaress]

@alice_is_a_boy @HaightNotHate @daBears5280 @bestofnextdoor I am still traumatized by that... controversy? Mass hallucination? Time travel mess up?

[Hannah @amaress]

@AOC @RepRaskin Thug Kitchen cookbook is the best

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

How many fucking steaks are people eating????

[Hannah @amaress]

@brlowder69 We had to put our puppy down several years ago when she was only 7 months old. It was the most I’ve ever cried, and I still cry when I think of her. Animals are a blessing, they can’t be cherished enough. Prayers for you and sweet Pumpkin 💗

[Hannah @amaress]

If you’re day trading crypto on three different exchanges at the same time, you might have ADHD.

[Hannah @amaress]

@cmurpheus It’s going to be hard to hang out when she is on Mars

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

This is beyond absurd. @FSCDems need to have a hearing on Robinhood's market manipulation. They're blocking the ability to trade to protect Wall St. hedge funds, stealing millions of dollars from their users to protect people who've used the stock market as a casino for decades.