Rhonda Salt

“Why do the things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?” -Homer

[Strahan Cadell @Sartor1836]

It’s Christian humor, you see - it’s kind of like The Onion, except the publishers have been enlightened by the gospel message of the good shepherd, let the reader understand.

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

You're emailing me? It's the Friday before the week of Thanksgiving in the month before the winter holidays, and you're emailing me??

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@ambernoelle God I hope someone will be this honest with me if this is my child.

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@EdKrassen Oh Jerry.

[Daniel Smith @TronGumby]

My Furby watching me microwave spoons

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@bunnnyjuice @jzaraterod I’ve had surgeons ask me to pray with them right before they wheel me in to the OR…..

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

SCOOP: Contrary to some baseless innuendo online, the Capitol attending physician just cleared this senator to return to work, finding only mild xeroderma (dry skin)

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I have over 400 hours of experience playing Civilization V. Vladimir Putin should have known that when his national happiness fell below -20 he would start spawning random insurgents. Here’s what he should do next: 🧵(1/?)

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@LeagueTruth @Katie_Roof @isadwatson Our cars were covered in ash and it was pitch black during the Campfire. Mind you, we were 10 miles from the fire. It felt and looked like the end of the world.

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@SusieusMaximus @Eve6 Thank you!

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@Eve6 It takes all of the therapy I’ve had not to circle my child’s daycare parking lot every day for an hour just to make sure I didn’t hit a kid without knowing it.

[Sam Brodey @sambrodey]

Can’t make it up: the House is voting today to move a bill cracking down on COVID unemployment aid fraud.

One of its lead sponsors: George Santos, who is missing the vote to appear in court on charges of COVID unemployment aid fraud.

https://t.co/xs1126qSlV

[weisselberger @weisselbergers]

Russia has declared a national day of mourning for those who gave their last full measure of devotion.

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@jonstewart Her attitude at the beginning of this makes my head spin off.

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@brack2552 @CartoonsHateHer @thechosenberg I identify with this so hard.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”

[David French @DavidAFrench]

There's much more to say about Fox's conduct in 2020, but let's start with this--every form of misconduct that the Fox prime time hosts accuse the "mainstream media" of committing, they committed in such extreme form that the internal messages read like a form of self-parody.

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@AnnaKellyWI I….. can’t….. it’s in my muscle memory!

[Rhonda Salt @amarillya]

@torriangray But I can’t wait for the stories!