mary

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Starships were meant to fly

[alisa @squirtstain]

the worst part about driving is turning left. there’s too much going on and i get so scared

[Aikna🪻 @aiknaverse]

nobody:

clocks at 6:50pm:

[chloe @tatelessi]

wow you’re so ugly

[☔ @Whotfismick]

This

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

Joe Biden has been dumped from the Love Island villa.

[Football @BostonConnr]

This is another one of those things where if you weren’t on the Internet for 18 hours this week you would have no idea what this is

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

No animal in history has deserved to be eaten more than this dumbass fish

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I can tell when your photo dump is coming from a dishonest place .

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

he looks like a baby who just shit himself

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

Four of my toes watching the baby toe take a coffee table to the face

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[samantha @milkygoddess]

why is it still January. i’ve lived several lives this month

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

[BIG MAMA 🦧 @_aNic0le]

Purse falling over upside down in the car

[⚧︎ @FREAKYPRlNCESS]

girl fuck santa!! gypsy rose is coming to town