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[lauren @njdlauren]

I’m crying man USMNT twitter just calling our players pussies for 12 hours straight while Brazilian Twitter is writing thesis projects on Neopentecostalism contributing to the downfall of the fabric of the national team

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

Belgium somehow find themselves in the quarter finals after drawing 1-1 vs. Egypt, 0-0 vs. Iran and being 2-0 down vs. Senegal until the 86th minute after their coach hooked their best two players in the 55th minute. Nuts

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

Let’s all remember, Canada and the US finished in the same round of the World Cup and we didn’t need Mark Carney to call FIFA to rescind the broken leg of Kone

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

Deni saw Ja throw a grenade into a crowd of innocent people and begged the Blazers to trade for him

[Mudit @muditfx]

— Žižek, on not obsessing with psychoanalyzing oneself all the time

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Gabriel I haven't sat down all game. Just 38 minutes of saluting you

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[flo @goldengaard]

the concept of this is killing me

[Jamie Spangher @jamiespangher]

Arsenal hoodie on walking around campus in Melbourne today and had people congratulating me like I myself scored Havertz’s winner against Burnley.

[NORTHSCYDE! ☭ @saveolivernorth]

we need to find that black kid called arshavin man his lore is historic

[S V 🏆 @Sup3rbobb]

Me telling Wenger to hold 8 goals to United in 2011 so we can sign Mertesacker and Arteta

[Geist @TysonCreme]

It lowkey sucks that this nigga got too famous to go back to acting. He’s a natural 😂

[After review @Dayman4hhh]

Arsenal fanbase political spectrum is stupid man. How are Priti Patel, Keir Starmer, Zohran Mamdani and Jeremy Corbyn celebrating the same thing?

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

During a recent transfer window, a secret meeting was arranged for Mikel Arteta and one of Arsenal’s top targets. The plan was for it to be a relaxed sort of occasion.

It soon became clear, though, that Arteta was in no mood for casual chit-chat. Not long after the player arrived, the Arsenal manager asked to take him into another room. Just the two of them. No others allowed.

What followed, Telegraph Sport understands, was the most extraordinary set of noises. Arteta could be heard banging on tables, slamming on walls, jumping around the room and shouting. He had a presentation prepared, about how the player would fit into Arsenal’s set-up, and he delivered it with chest-thumping, hair-raising passion.

When the pair finally emerged, the player was wide-eyed and dazed. Almost like he had been brainwashed. He never fully explained to his advisors what had been said, but he was absolutely clear about his intentions. “I want to play for Arteta,” he told his agent.

@SamJDean looks at how Arteta’s unique methods drove Arsenal to end their 22-year wait for the title ⬇️
https://t.co/Z3a6Tk5iex

[Matt Kennard @kennardmatt]

Nice kit. Unwearable tho

Israeli-founded company Deel advertised on sleeve

Airline owned by one of world’s most brutal dictatorships advertised on front

Then there’s Adidas, one-time sponsor of Israel Football Association

One big advert for genocide and apartheid. Disgusting

[LFCJ 🫪 @NOTLFCJ__]

The way this page puts some words in capital letters makes things ten times funnier

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

Everyone has focused on his headline take but the radically enlightened bit is when he compares Hamas and October 7th to slave rebellions and raids against colonists by indigenous Americans. Different level