Amber

Probably at home with my dogs sippin’ an iced latte

[Amber @amb_simpson]

If you missed my wedding, here’s a recap of my handsome grooms reaction to me.. & we both lost it at the end of the ceremony together too...
I cry every time, y’all. Every. Dang. Time.

[Amber @amb_simpson]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 25 Feb 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

23 points...
...in the last 14 games

[Amber @amb_simpson]

@sabrinamaezing I have a water bottle that has times printed on the side so I drink it. I could go days without water. Just a coffee in the morning and nothing else all day. I have to force myself to drink it. Don’t hate lol

[Amber @amb_simpson]

@catie_pack @kylieee_x3 Vanilla sweet cream cold brew. Changes lives honestly. I get less vanilla because I live mine a little stronger

[Amber @amb_simpson]

YOU wanted the entire mouth done at once and I talked you into just one side of the mouth. Next time - don’t get cavities bro

[Amanda Kick (Bishop) @kickbish]

My best friend (she’ll remain nameless) tricked me into getting a ton of cavities filled at once and it hurts. Ya know what didn’t hurt? Having those cavities.

[Amber @amb_simpson]

@kylieee_x3 We literally are going to run into each other one of these days and it's going to be nuts...

[Amber @amb_simpson]

@Kayeleex3 @toribelleh @lst0kes @sabrinamaezing @setsarahtostun I’m in!!!

[Amber @amb_simpson]

Some days I love Twitter. Other days I go down a very dark hole and find things and get caught up in things I shouldn’t.
With that being said, RIP to my Twitter.

[Amber @amb_simpson]

@ellie_mae17 It’s beautiful!!! CONGRATS

[Amber @amb_simpson]

@mommanorman4 Lol I would assume you did have to stay up late. Did you do it?!

[Amber @amb_simpson]

Shocker. It’s coffee themed.

[Amber @amb_simpson]

A FIVE year old in the office just told me all the planets from closest to the sun to furthest away and honestly, she taught me somethin’

[Amber @amb_simpson]

How does one even get out of bed and get ready for work? It’s nearly impossible.

[Amber @amb_simpson]

Ok but my index finger is swollen and I can’t bend it out of nowhere. Can I get some workers comp? All I do is click on a mouse and type all day at work 😂 I vote yes soooo

[Amber @amb_simpson]

If I don’t book a vacation ASAP I might lose it. I NEED A BREAK ☹️

[Nasher @TheNasher61]

Can confirm. EWWWWWWWWWWW.

[Amber @amb_simpson]

When your basement floods so you’re just sitting waiting for your husband to get off work and come home