Amber Clover

Excel is my love language.

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[femme fatale @eliesaaabs]

me at my big girl job

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

The original girl dinner

[Kayleigh Donaldson @Ceilidhann]

Jonah Hill making a lavish and adoring documentary about his therapist (and potentially crossing ethical boundaries with their friendship) takes on a whole new aura when you see those texts of him trying to therapy-speak his then-girlfriend into submission.

[sally darr @sallydarr]

please don’t be mean to me I’m just a preteen who is 26

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

me every morning risking my job, career and future for an extra 5 minutes of sleep

[trash jones @jzux]

this is my emotional manipulation dog. he gaslights and undermines me at every opportunity

[Amber Clover @amber_katelyn]

@butermybisc @avey801 You are chaotic evil

[Amber Clover @amber_katelyn]

Asking the important questions because Haley doesn’t think my sample size is large enough: @avey801

[Amber Clover @amber_katelyn]

@butermybisc @avey801 You don’t even follow your “favorite” biscuit company

[THE TWILIGHT SAGA 🍎 @Twilight]

scientists at stanford university have reconstructed this 3D model of how adam and eve might have looked

[d @cherrypascal]

cocaine side boob pumpkin cream cold brew

[ʚkennaɞ @kennatration]

im not manic i just have the zoomies

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me at any social gathering

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

mail

[trash jones @jzux]

have we tried offering the government a big pizza party if they get their shit together

[Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman]

2016: Will America vote for a female president?

2022: Should women have healthcare?

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

when u have nice shoes