Amber 🧃

I’m just doing my best

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I know this is gonna piss so many people off but there is a popular saying on the Chinese internet says "Even a top tier man is just an average woman". Someone wrote "A man who doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, no criminal records, stable job, cooks, cleans, emotionally stable, kind to his family is a kind of man that's so rare, but honestly every one of my female friends meets that standards and even more, so yeah even the best man is just an average woman" omg Shakespeare could never!!!😭😭

[すりみ🎀🐟 @surimi_cute]

ﾎﾟﾁﾎﾟﾁ🤳

[ふめポ @kumahumepo]

𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be strapped for cash. She said there's very rarely anything in just before, but that they get inundated with toys in the days after.

And it really made me think about it in a way I never would have before.

If you know your child is going to get lots of presents from Father Christmas this year, by clearing out your cupboards a few days early, you could make another child's Christmas a lot more special too.

Saw this & thought I'd repost.

[保存したくなる画像bot @6sand6xinjie]

アジからサバにエサを変更した水族館

[💗 @ma1ybe]

my friend left her boyfriend of 3 years cause last night he quietly got up from the couch, went into the kitchen, measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on the couch, ate it quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one

[ちばいな @Chibaina0420]

道路に巨大な牛が走っているのだがww

[ウルフくん @wolfkunnow]

「バター足りるかなぁ」

[Russian Memes United @RussianMemesLtd]

First day of the diet:

A couple of days later:

[yoomtah! 🐸💘 @janicesguitar]

when i see people angry about labubus or calling them brainrot toys or whatever i get so sad

they were just one artist’s babies once😭😭😭😭

[はたらくぬいぐるみbot @hatarakudoll]

スーパー　バナナコーナーにて　バナナの売れ行きを見守るバナージュ王子

[em. (they/she) @_emnm14]

men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

My top British school memories:

-Stabbing holes in my rubber with a compass
-“The Apparatus”
-Very yellow custard
-A long wooden pole with a hook to open high windows in the assembly hall
-Give me oil in my lamp keep me burning
-Bringing toys and games in on the last day
-Forgetting to wash my PE kit and it festering in a bag with a wet towel
-Often being covered in mud
-Copying homework on the bus
-Five Alive and Um Bongo
-The “computer room”
-Pepsi Can pencil case
-Smell of TCP
-That one teacher who every now and then would explode with anger and go absolutely crazy, but was mostly very calm otherwise
-Ink everywhere
-Woolworths at lunch
-£5 notes in Walkers crisps
-Conkers
-Wet look gel
-Lynx
-Pogs and Tazos
-Swinging back on chairs (“you’ll fall back and split your head open!”)
-Glue guns and Bunsen burners
-Kickers
-Oxbow Lakes
-Footballs going on the roof
-Wrapping text books in paper
-Jumpers for goalposts

[greg @gurreggg]

When animals lead you to a place it’s so cute… like yes I’m still following, thank you for constantly turning around to make sure

[komo @komosaur]

i find it funny when dogs do this with their noses

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Some people always leave about a centimetre of tea and I want to know why.

[はたらくぬいぐるみbot @hatarakudoll]

幼稚園　子供たちを迎えるぬいぐるみたち