MissCosmic

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[yei ᥫ᭡ @Yei2Uhoes]

when i get overstimulated i get mean af😭 like everybody just stop ttm!

[Dy @DolceDyamond]

My kind of carrying on 😂

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

Her voice sounds like someone is grating chalk in my ear with a cheese grater .

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

I can tell one of my customers needed to hear some good news today . That made me soo happy .

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

Mannn💀😂

[GloRilla 🦍 @GloTheofficial]

Ok moose knuckle

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

I been trying make little floral bouquets and omg this recent one did not pop off, but to be fair I was getting the leftover picked through flowers . Like it’s giving funeral, but prom

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

What sites are ya’ll using to apply for jobs?

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

Trump so fucking ugly .. like omg

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

Being nauseous just horrible. Like I be ready to roll off the balcony .

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

I hate to say it, but thank goodness that hurricane not coming our way because I wasn’t trying pack up all these kids and get on the road .

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

I hate hearing one of my coworkers talk for too long

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

honey, bring out the fine china.

[𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗲𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 @goodlucksofea]

GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

[cin @chronocanary]

help i thought she was wearing a mini hat 😭

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

I’m so over working . I just want to sit in the woods listen to the birds and color .

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

It was so fucking hot outside . My Fall doesn’t start till it reaches 65 degrees out .

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

Sometimes you truly do just need a long walk.

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

Where is November 😩

[FOX 8 New Orleans @FOX8NOLA]

The threat of a storm in the Gulf next week has increased. Landfall would be late in the week. The intensity and exact location of landfall are to be determined. But anyone from Louisiana to Florida should be watching regular updates!

[MissCosmic @ambercasper]

Of course, he has a horrible take on the situation

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

"Where's the evidence that Sean 'Puffy' Combs engaged in interstate sex trafficking?"

Dr. Umar goes off on Diddy's recent federal indictment and says owning 1,000 bottles of baby oil isn’t a federal crime.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The Justice Department has opened a civil rights investigation into a Mississippi sheriff's department whose officers tortured two Black men https://t.co/6n2K73rkin