Amber Klear

I'm Amber, like the alert. Yes. I went missing a lot as a child. #standupcomedian #biker #doglover #dislikerofpants

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

In the top .5 listeners of @zachlanebryan on Spotify... So Yes. I did have an emotional year.

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

Thanks Zach Bryan for spending 7,184 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Cold Damn Vampires. #SpotifyWrapped    https://t.co/sJkx57KzKW

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

Can we talk about the elephant in this room?

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

I'll probably be re-live this moment for the rest of my life.

This is what I got myself for my birthday. Time. Time with elephants. #instagramdown #Halloween #elephants

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

I just need @taylorswift13 and @zachlanebryan to have a baby. And by baby I mean write a song together. #TaylorSwift #zachbryan #music #duet #doit

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

It is too freaking hot for my coworkers to be having these protein poots today 🚫💨 #Heatwave #toohot #workingwithmen

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

Guys who drive Nissans just be so frickin *DANGEROUS* for no reason. #nissan #men #guys

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

https://t.co/9dYjKVR0wV

[Big Red World @BigRedSocial]

@collin_kessler @Abroske4

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

For every woman trying to tear down Jenny from the Block for her "depends"... First off, stop tearing down other women like you've never sneezed and peed yourself Karen... SECOND OFF... it was her OTHER COSTUME #checkyourself #superbowl #halftime Jlo HAS an ass, you're a butt.

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

Shitter's full. #Christmas

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

#selfie with a few of my new closest friends in #effingham

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

It's been a busy comedy weekend. #SundayFunday #naptime

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

THIS Saturday, join the party. DJ Dangler from Fox TV, Bob and TOm, Laughs TV, he's at the American Legion in Troy, IL Get tix here: https://t.co/4MOqOzLag9

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

Comedian DJ Dangler coming to Troy, IL the Saturday after Thanksgiving! #SmallBizSat #troyIL

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

@Converse Can you sponsor my life? It's the summer of red, but I need a new black pair to match my motorcycle... #followmyfeet

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

@RandomJamaal They don't let you take pics for that!

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

I'm in court today. Did I commit a crime, am I the defendant, or am I working? Give me your best guess.

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

I was having a dream about getting shots at the dentist because he was having a dream about running. #bestfriends #dogsoftwitter #dogshaming

[Amber Klear @amberklear]

I am not innocent.