amburrito🦊

artist, musician, nature geek, wandering spirit, Gryffindor, coffee addict, horror movie junkie, reading enthusiast (sc: amberlynn3695 ig: _amburger._)

[amburrito🦊 @amberlynn3695]

I told my parents to get Brett a giftcard to BJ’s brewhouse because every time we drive past it he says how much he loves BJs but it turns out he’s never been there and I only now got the joke

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So if he’s from Africa, why is he white?

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conservatives finally have a second joke

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Nothing boosts my self esteem more than when 6 year olds tell me I look pretty

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@rcarson15 My bad 😂

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Does it bother anyone else that the song Harry and Hermione dance to in the tent didn’t come out until 2004 but yet the deathly hallows takes place in 1997-98

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The students made me a goodbye card and taped gum and mints inside of it and now all I can think about is if they were able to smell my coffee breath through my mask while I stood at the front of the room

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Highlight of student teaching so far; a table of high school boys talking about Monstober on Disney Channel and saying that “Twitches is fire, bro”

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Me: why is Twitter recommending this to me?
Also me: clicks on every tweet that they recommend to me

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Me: I’m presenting in class so don’t be too loud when you get home please
Brett:

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Petition to change the title naked and afraid to nude and spooked

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Voldemort when he saw “my name is Harry Potter” in the diary

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I told a kid to sit on their butt today and he told me to watch my language

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Having a birthday and working with first graders is the most awesome thing ever ; one student offered to bring me homemade salsa tomorrow, they think I look 22, and another student said she’d take a book from her moms shelf to give to me. Really feeling the love today ❤️

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So good I had to share! Check out all the items I'm loving on @Poshmarkapp #poshmark #fashion #style #shopmycloset #madewell: https://t.co/zs3QDJ65yh

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Me to Brett when he gets home from work: hey babe! How was work? Can we cuddle on the couch for a little before my class?
Brett to me: what the fuck is all this water on the floor get me a fuckin towel damn

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@_stephchio Our school district hasn’t even given us any info about when vaccines will be available to us but yet we are going back to every kid in school for 5 days next week. Last time we stopped the hybrid plan my school had about half the staff out sick or quarantined and ran out of subs

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It’s like he doesn’t even care about me

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Check out what I just added to my closet on Poshmark: Express Mid Rise Legging 2R. https://t.co/QsiKjzOHQ2 via @poshmarkapp #shopmycloset

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Never thought there’d be a day when I was so interested in the stock market drama and actively searching for news and information on it but here we are

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Our kitchen renovation has mostly consisted of Brett asking me to give him a towel and then getting annoyed when I give him a towel instead of a rag and insists I must know he means rag and not towel

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I’ve started calling chicken thighs “chicky thiccys” and I cannot stop