Amber Couture

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

@lauren_ash I would drop everything if you starred in a cop/ detective crime show! How do we get you on #Murderville ?!?!

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

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[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

I unlocked $15 Rush tickets for FUN HOME at @VictoryGardens on @TodayTix! Learn more here: https://t.co/4GSEoclkdr #TodayTixRush

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

When the advertisement on your dating app is selling engagement rings. If I needed one, I wouldn't need this app. #spinster #datingsucks

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

While getting a pebble out of my shoe, a guy calls from his car "Ooo you taking your shoe off?!?!" #catcalloftheday

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

@Deuanhenderson we'll be in Edinburgh for the fringe. Come meet us for coffee and a stroll up to Author's seat. #wearenotfreaksjustbigfans

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

It's fun poking holes in Disney movies! Fingered out next Halloween costume #threebitches

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

That moment when you've been binge watching #themindyproject all day and a guy says "go to bed" at the end. What's he trying to say?

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

@HillaryClinton that's exactly what @BernieSanders has been saying this whole time! #FeelTheBern

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

#BB17 go Johnny Mack!!!

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

#BB17 No, not Johnny Mack!

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

#BB17 time for clelly to go

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

Check out Essex Community Theater's production of The Tempest. This weekend and next weekend!!!

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

Is it sad that I rejoined twitter just to follow @RonBurgundy

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

I will punch everyone in this apartment complex right in the face for a plate of my memere's green bean casserole!. -Chris Clow

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

oh yeah, 1st degree burn on my thighs and back... no more sun for me #aloe vera

[Amber Couture @ambermcouture]

80 degrees weather in VT... I'll take it #beach time