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If you knew me back then, no you didn’t. ♏️

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Darrisaw days until #Vikings football!

7️⃣1️⃣ days until kickoff!

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Happy Birthday, @TheeHOCK8!

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Happy Birthday, @AndrewVanGinkel!

[𝐒𝐮𝐳𝐢𝐞 @theshawnyboy]

you not a real salad eater fr. omg

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

🔒🔒🔒

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

We don’t want data centers. We want free standing Pizza Hut restaurants with a lunch buffet again.

[F𝓪t @ambermouse_]

You belong in the trash with all the rotten produce you keep sending people. Stupid.

[F𝓪t @ambermouse_]

DON’T BE A SHOPPER/DELIVERY PERSON IF YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF PICKING OUT FRESH PRODUCE BECAUSE WHY TF DID I RECEIVE A ROTTEN BAG OF POTATOES. IT WAS LITERALLY LEAKING JUICE AND THE SMELL WAS INSANE HOW IS THAT NORMAL.

[F𝓪t @ambermouse_]

This is happening way too often. You have to really not give a fuck to choose and delivery rotten fruits and veggies. And Idc that the world sucks. It sucks for all of us. You’re not special. But if I’m ordering something to make my kids for dinner and you send me rotten shit?

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

can every country please do this

[F𝓪t @ambermouse_]

@ridhima_z Same with dishwasher minutes.

[F𝓪t @ambermouse_]

Confused on why I’ve had to contact @DoorDash customer support 3 separate times since 6/8 for a refund they’ve assured me would only take 1-3 business days each time I’ve called. @DoorDash_Help I’m not understanding what the issue is. Things have been “escalated” twice now.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Muscle gain taking 12 months to notice and fat gain taking 3 days is a terrible design flaw in human.

[aarøn. @ayroned]

dawg i FUCKIN LOVE pointing at a store and telling people what store used to be there a couple years ago

[Ted🌲🇺🇸 @punishedforest]

I just tried Culver’s and I can confirm that the Midwesterners are alright.

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Twitter's search function rocks because you can type in anything at all, and the results will not feature a single word you included in your search

[Austin King @AustinKingMT]

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people.

Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

[Danza @diaknight]

I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.