Amber

venmo: amber-schroeder13

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Not the pizza man was living for the drama and the tea 🤭

[cam @CyLameron]

if anyone is mad at me today i actually do not care and i’m honestly probably mad at you too so think on that

[rico @somethinglovely]

currently

[chase @_chase_____]

men will soft launch their gfs by publicly requesting $4.89 from them on venmo

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

the unholy trinity

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my ideal sunday? nice big warm bowl of soup and some crusty bread and perhaps I don’t speak to a single soul all day

[𝗣𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗯𝗹𝘂 @Pellanblu97]

@GrantClark_ @w00t000 Happy ?

[alexis @Vlexis_n]

In dark times, we look for the light

[trash jones @jzux]

every season is spooky season when you’re just kind of a nervous person

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

no one:

moms: i was 92 pounds at my wedding

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Sorry for having the most beautiful cat to ever exist in the world

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

shut the fuck up

[Bonnie Tangey @BonnieTangey]

Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.

[Amber @amberschroederr]

@__katielutz still the sweetest lady ever!!! also lol that Mrs Hurst prob has no idea how many times she’s been used as the answer to my “who was your first grade teacher” security questions over the years

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

in my pool noodle era (empty inside and floating around aimlessly)