AMB.

mom. thinker. occasional menace

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

it's nasty out here. You really gotta find you a fine nigga with adult autism and settle down

[angel. @thevossangel]

being violently, relentlessly hopeful and positive about yourself and your life - no matter where you are, or who you are, or what you did to fuck your life up - is the antidote to negativity and to everyone who says you are doing it wrong btw

[🌻 @maimaithilii]

Men who manipulate women into sex by pretending they're serious about a relationship are, in my eyes, no different from sexual predators. Dating apps aren't a free escort service

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[🍒 @cherryxmuva]

if u go outside in shorts and a tank top when its hot and ur built sexy people literally want to kill u

[AMB. @ambevaxo]

@doedpetal yeah I’d rather be Lexi cause she nailed it when she said “Rue you’re looking for drugs you’re an addict but say it’s for your boss, Cassie you are doing soft porn and you’re married & Maddy what are you some internet pimp?”

[ganii @gahhnie]

"i peaked at highschool"
no dude you were only capable of highschool

[indrid @motormoder]

No one is subletting your apartment for the summer pay your fucking rent while you go see mommy and daddy in whatever bumfuck shitty town you come from

[HC93 @HC93_]

People with no hobbies play with people as a hobby for entertainment, arguing, fighting and depending on somebody else for dopamine.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle

[꩜ @laylology]

I love watching people with star power move through the world, it's such a fab and enriching experience. Wild that some people respond to it by seething

[sauce @jimbobrays_]

montreal is beautiful bc if you speak english they get annoyed and if you try to speak french they get annoyed and speak english back to you

[AMB. @ambevaxo]

@nathano235 Looks yummy. For the “proper” poutine just put the cheese curds on after the gravy.

[AMB. @ambevaxo]

@maintishe jungle. & it shouldn’t be up for debate

[cHy🦊 @pureheartfox]

starting to learn that you really cannot be attractive and kind ppl will mistake it for flirting. like we can’t have a regular ass conversation???

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica