Paulypeptide Bond

If I was the President, Diet Coke would be the national drink and there would be a Lick A Hot Girls Pussy Day

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

Fuck #Peacock and the #NFL for trying to make me get another subscription.

[Voice of Reason @raggapegs]

Ted Cruz

[XSovietNews 🇺🇦 @XSovietNews]

If they can come for Pavel Durov, they can come for any tech billionaire with four citizenships providing an encrypted platform for rogue states and organised crime networks and refusing to cooperate with investigations.

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@MarioNawfal You’re a fucking idiot Mario, lol

[Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸 @gaughen]

There’s a whole genre of uneducated fools who think themselves very clever for listening to a different type of propaganda.

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@DanSchneierNFL @daverichard @AdamAizer 2QB, 2WR, 1 Flex, PPR League. Grade my draft please. Last (10th) pick is me.

[Anastasiya1451 @Anastasiya1451A]

Elon Musk was forced to reveal who financed his purchase of Twitter.
Amongst owners of Twitter there are two Russian oligarchs who are close to Putin and we're sanctioned over the Russian invasion of Ukraine: Petr Aven and Vadim Moshkovich.

https://t.co/ZRojCKZzv4

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@heathcummingssr 2 QB home league. I just selected him 1st pick of Rnd 6.

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@ask_aubry At least he supports Ukraine 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@JOEL9ONE Yet again, basketball players prove they’ve never been in a fight before.

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@sweatystartup What a piece of shit Dad. That kid deserves better.

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@Kai_Wong_CN Man, these Chinese bots are off the hook all of a sudden 🤔🤔

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@papanate03 Yeah, they’ll be better

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@2000sells He’s on the Chinese Olympic team. No way he cheats … 🙄🙄

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

Well I’ll be darned https://t.co/G7Prbw79xS

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

#PGE is the fucking worst. You have a bill! Go online to pay it. Your password is expired. Click link to make new one. What’s your username? Okay, here’s a temporary password. Log in again with temp password. Your password is expired!

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Paulypeptide Bond @ambiensleep]

@WOLPalestine You guys are idiots. Literally one of the only American congress people who supports you?

[Jack Herrera @jherrerx]

Taking a deep breath and going outside to touch grass instead of posting a long thread explaining how Texas ceded this thin strip in 1845 because it was above the 36th parallel, and Texas was like “if we can’t slave on it, we don’t want it”

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Hurt myself laughing