Cris (without an H)

Dad (he/him). Shabbos goy. Antifascist Gen-X.

[Cris (without an H) @ambignostic]

The octopus punching a fish deserves countless remixes. (Thanks @Swilua )

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...

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@jfruh You can't put a strip club next to an elementary school because it would compete with the 3rd grade gym pole dancing unit

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@girlziplocked True of any revenue sport, *especially* true of the one that has been explicitly linked to learning loss due to head injuries

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@PhillyMovieNerd Every sentence in MAD Magazine ends with an exclamation point! Except the questions!

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@FanForumsTV Yes, and so many questions that you want to answer while they're of sound mind. Not just talking dementia here – a stressful long-term health development can make finding the answers you need to fill out forms that much harder.

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@PhillyMovieNerd How would you describe the iceberg concept? I did a couple searches on YouTube but I'm not at all confident I'm coming up with the right videos.

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@rajandelman I can barely keep track of what I've expressed interest in, much less anybody else

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@Joe_A_Blevins Two bugs in love

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@flglmn You have to understand, only a select few are willing to put up with Master Yoda's shit

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I forget how often you're supposed to post to keep your account active

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Amazing recorder work by @luciehorsch , who has excellent baroque chops but demonstrates here that she can play Charlie Parker solos too https://t.co/nF0mQ4UEd8

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@Delafina777 I'm surprised that guy doesn't have a blue check!

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@CharlesPPierce Fuming at how this garbage website barely indicates that you posted a link at all. I just see a photo of a man's face. If it wasn't for the "https://t.co/Pf3sSaCuUm" in the corner I wouldn't even think to click on it.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I’m leaving this garbage website because it has become such a cesspool and ruining all of our lives.

I’ll be back in 10 min.

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@scottEmovienerd They're such good boys!

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@jfruh She should have posted a selfie from the hospital. I voted yea, bitch

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@jfruh a memory buried so deep I didn't even know it was there

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@jfruh I thought I recognized those CR characters

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@jfruh Josh is your notes app a terminal script

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dinosaur https://t.co/LjvfNSFKKq

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@JurassicWorld I was attending a seminar at a Zen monastery in New Mexico and one of the monks, a guy from New York, kept saying “guys we gotta go see some dinasauws” and I’ve chosen to pronounce “dinosaurs” that way ever since

[Cris (without an H) @ambignostic]

Some of my favorite deliberate words I mispronounce for my own amusement:

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

One very underrated pick-me-up is deliberately mispronouncing things. Commit to saying "arples" or "bananners" and you'll see results in days. Only ever pronouncing Moby as "mobby" has been an absolute game changer for my mental health and I'd recommend it to anyone.

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gun-shy https://t.co/Q8rhNEIOaf

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@missdeutsch Also, I like to pronounce "gunshy" as "GUNshee"