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[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Didn't drop the ball.
Didn't drop the drink.
Didn't drop the baby.
The baby didn't drop the bottle.

Legendary!

[𝖽𝗎𝗃𝖺. @duj4a]

almost forgot this is the whole point

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[hadi @4dmilostraw]

🚨🚨 allama iqbal just got arrested

[Nicole Vaughn Valentine misses NYC transit @justliveready]

This one sent me. 😩😂

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Elephant pretends to eat this guys hat
https://t.co/AYILfcZLzx

[Adi @IDdocAdi]

The old attending showing up at 215 am who can fix anything from a central line to a printer

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

A thread of fascinating historical clips you've (probably) never seen before

1. Adolf Hitler tweaking at the 1936 Berlin Olympics, high on methamphetamines

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

No no you're right that extra fellowship and MBA will fill the void in your heart

[Mr. Owen. @Slim_Thanos]

I was pulled over by a Police Officer . He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

[Jessica Millar @Jess_MillarMD]

Christmas is my yearly reminder that my family has absolutely no idea what I do as a surgical resident 😅

- “So are you a doctor yet?” (Yes) “Oh really?! For how long?” (4.5 years)
- “What’s your schedule like? 3 days on/4 days off?” (No)
- “So do you actually do surgery?” (🤷‍♀️)

[Big Bre @BreezyJacks]

This man has apparently been at the bar for 6+ hours, ignoring his girlfriend’s calls for the last 3 hours and not listening when his friend was telling him to go home to her and their newborn. Tell me why she walked in, said nothing, put the baby down next to him and WALKED OUT!

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Just seen a TikTok with the caption “you’re not healed, you’re just isolated with no one to trigger you” and

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

hot girl saturday

[braylonnn @braylon125]

Damn how much daylight they trying to save.?! It’s dark as fuck.

[Alia ElKattan @aliaelkattan]

just found out that the english word "gauze", as in the cloth often used to cover wounds, was derived from "Gaza" in the ~16th century due to the city being a textile hub

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

boy if you don’t go and sweep that dust off the floor