Ambridge CAB

Offering free, expert, judgmental advice from the back of a van in the Village Hall car park and sometimes gin.

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@bbc5live Heartbroken for a woman I never met, but whose courage and generosity in sharing her private tragedy inspired and strengthened me as I also live with cancer. Sincere condolences to the family, friends and colleagues of @Rachael_Hodges RIP #YouMeBigC #MakeBloodCancerVisible

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@Rachael_Hodges Thank you for your generosity in sharing your private sadness with so many. I am another cancer patient who has gained so much from your blog and podcasts. Sending love. #youmebigc

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#thearchers Oh God Jill! Stick to lemon drizzle cakes. Now is not the time for bullish investment.

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#thearchers But we know, don't we, Pip? And so does Ed!

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@CSI_Ambridge Neither do we. We think he either panicked and used his knowledge to frame BM for the death or it's not his flat #LineofDuty

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@CSI_Ambridge Ambridge residents watching #LineofDuty. Are you moonlighting?

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@RaffertyRy A win for the Cricket Team and still time for a quick pint of Shires in The Bull with Carpet.#thearchers #seeyouincourtusha

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Leroy's Special Package misrepresented? We can help. This week's BOGOF Deal: Surprise lunch-boxes to delight and amaze. #thearchers

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Are you an impoverished Community Group facing vexatious claims of age discrimination? Free advice: it's just not cricket. #thearchers

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@chris_adgo @felpershamaccs Are you @Felpersham_HMRC? #suspicious #clientconfidentiality #thearchers

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@ambridge_cab Many thanks for referral. We will call Josh Archer and let you know how we get on... #thearchers

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@bakerpictures @BuggySwires We'll see what HMRC has to say about that... #IR35 #thearchers

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@BuggySwires And what is Rex's employment status? Mmmm?

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Plenty of fun, Justin? After you've given half your money to Miranda? Rash promise? #thearchers

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@felpershamaccs Can we refer on a Josh Archer, needing to register as sole trader & pay Class 2&4 NICs. Poss employer liability #thearchers

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@_suzannefrances #thearchers Or they could just come for a benefits assessment...

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Were you mis-sold a plastic bag in the village shop? We can help you claim your money back. #thearchers

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Wish you'd taken advantage of our BOGOF divorces offer now, dontcha? #thearchers

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That'll be expensive then... #thearchers

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@keridavies @BuggySwires Class action? #thearchers