If I had a dollar for every time I got asked “how old are you?” followed by “oh my god you look *insert any age from 12-17*” I’d be really freaking rich
Flight attendant: Is there a Dr. on this flight?
Dad: that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Maybe you can flippy Mctwisty him back to health
Me: Dad, there’s an emergency
Dad: use your “always special” cheat code
Me: But we’re in first class and I paid for our flight