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*sips tea* 🇬🇾👩🏽‍🎨

[amby @ambsnv]

My brother politely told me to get out my feelings and in my bag, and he’s right 😭

[amby @ambsnv]

My grandma was crashing out and said “I’m a LEO. Mi run ting, ting nuh run mi!!!” 😭 as a fellow Leo I had to agree

[amby @ambsnv]

Having a dog when you have the flu and live alone is rough. Like no I can’t play, did you not see me fighting for my life???

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Alligator Bites Never Heal’ by Doechii wins the #GRAMMYs award for Best Rap Album.

[Jarel @MrJWells619]

You look away for 30 minutes and miss out on 10 new rights being taken away

[amby @ambsnv]

The fact that I thought 2020 was our lowest and it would only be up from there…. *crickets*

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

i’m actually tired of living through historical events, turn off the history machine til i die please

[amby @ambsnv]

This girl was obsessed w my hair and bangs and asking what products I use. I told her I’m a hairstylist and she was like ‘oh I cut my own hair’ and immediately stopped asking 🤣

[amby @ambsnv]

What makes it worse is she brought a ziploc bag with all the nail supplies so she planned to do this here.

[amby @ambsnv]

My client started cutting her cuticles in my chair I’m…. disgusted.

[amby @ambsnv]

Also why when I was at the vet, this man bolts out of there bc he saw his 2 cane corso’s jump out his car and chase a lady. The dogs literally pressed the button to roll down the window

[amby @ambsnv]

Today drained me 🤕

[amby @ambsnv]

I’m out to eat and the woman next to me is saying “mmm” every bite for her whole meal… I’m alarmed

[amby @ambsnv]

A car just passed by with a huge decal that says “ima munch” LMAO

[amby @ambsnv]

Okay when ppl started saying “lore” it caught me off guard 🤣 I watch too many documentaries and conspiracy things. I be thinking ima hear some ancient mythical story but it’s just someone’s regular life shit

[amby @ambsnv]

@smartnstoned It did lmao BUT I peeped the Dominican girl and the lady checking me out says she’s always booked and busy so I have a good feeling lol

[amby @ambsnv]

Currently having the worst pedi ever and I’m tired of speaking up and now she’s massaging my leg while the hot towel is on me like what?? She’s an aunty so ima just take the L

[amby @ambsnv]

@smartnstoned My girl Margarita left so now I’m struggling 😭

[amby @ambsnv]

Literally me fighting for my life out here 😂

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

we survived mercury retrograde, it’s finally over (for now)

[amby @ambsnv]

I walk in the gas station and the lady is playing black eyed peas radio on her phone 😂 I loved it

[amby @ambsnv]

Damn catching strays unprovoked 😭

[Suki WITH THE GOOD COOCHIE @sukihanagoat]

Is it Leo’s or Lehoesss.. give that oussy some rest yall we tired of yall