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be the person who your dog thinks you are

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@BeckettDaniel @nashdelirium I’ll die on that hill

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Growing up is genuinely not liking any RHCP songs anymore because Anthony Kiedis has ruined them forever

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The comments full of tories moaning that their council tax will go up. Heaven forbid our money FEEDS KIDS instead of going into a rich persons pocket 🤯

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

Pupils in every primary school will get a free breakfast club under Labour's plans announced in King's Speech https://t.co/atpKBpWhVO

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WhatsApp adding a capital letter to ‘online’ and ‘typing’ is really throwing me off

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Is there anything less funny then when big companies try and do April fools?

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All the over dramatic XL bully videos of them wearing a muzzle and being on a lead are killing me off today ☠️

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Cannot put into words how done I am with this heat. Bring me autumn now please 🍁

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Linkin Park is the best work out music and I won’t hear anything different

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YouTube nights

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@ABradley91 I will never forget that, think chalkey’s life flashed before her eyes in that moment 😂

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Me 🙌🏻 and you @ABradley91

[FooFightingUK @FooFightingUK]

ON THIS DAY! 12 years ago, Milton Keynes Bowl becomes the Foo Bowl for 2 nights. Who was there?!

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Nothing softens the blow of coming home from holiday more than knowing you get to see your dog soon 🩷

[Ex-DentistGoneBadd @DentistGoneBadd]

JUST TO BE CLEAR 🤦🏻‍♂️

When Rishi Sunak suggested recently that ‘therapists’ help ‘reform’ NHS dentistry, he was speaking of dental therapists - highly trained dental professionals who can carry out many treatments that dentists can, to the same standard and in some cases, better.

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Had a dream last night that I won a competition and the prize was Steve Irwin coming back to life for 24 hours. It was quite frankly the best moment of my life

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Don’t even mind not being at Glastonbury. Just streaming it at home all weekend is top tier (I will get tickets one day tho)

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My dogs on a weekday: can’t get them up in the morning because they’re too lazy
My dogs on the weekend: barking at 6am because they need a wee

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The fact that we’ve all been counting down the oxygen supply for the past 4 days and really they just imploded 1hr45 mins in is blowing my mind

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White woman’s instagram makes me well up every time @boburnham

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Who’s your favourite jackass member and why is it Steve-O?

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The smell of bbq on a sunny day is just pure serotonin