alicia

mommy • girlfriend • nurse • Auburn

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Jimmy Kimmel just hit back at Donald and Melania Trump after they called for his firing and he did it in a perfect way

“It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination. And they know that… I’ve been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence, in particular. But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend. And probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it.”

[Sarah Burris @SarahBurris]

So, a bunch of us who've been to events with POTUS or VPOTUS over the years know you have to have your DOB and SSN sent 72 hours in advance. There are metal detectors EVERYWHERE. You're cavity searched.

So explain to me why this keeps happening? Is it staged or is the Secret Service in on it? Because Obama got like a ridiculous amount of threats and the WH was shot at and fence jumpers etc... and not once did anyone get this close. With Trump, it's happened THREE TIMES. So something isn't right here.....

#whcd

[MLB @MLB]

DOMINIC SMITH WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM 🤯

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Went to the grocery store this morning

Bread, milk, eggs

$47.63

The screen asked if I'd like to round up to support a children's hospital

I pressed no

The cashier looked at me

The woman behind me looked at me

My wife looked at the ceiling

Again

This company made $14 billion last year

They can round up

Went to get gas after

The pump asked if I'd like to add $1 to support veterans

I support veterans

I pressed no

A $200 billion oil company asking me to fund their charity while I'm paying $3.89 a gallon

That's not philanthropy

That's outsourcing

Drove through for lunch

Taco Bell

The screen said "round up for education?"

A fast food company asking me to fund scholarships while paying their employees $11 an hour

I pressed no

My wife said "you know you're arguing with screens today"

She was right

But the screens started it

Went to the pharmacy

Picked up a prescription

$340 after insurance

The screen asked if I'd like to donate $1 to help families in need

I just paid $340 for a medication that costs $4 to manufacture

And now you want a dollar

I pressed no

The pharmacist said "it's just a dollar"

I said "it's never just a dollar"

She didn't respond

Got home

My wife said "you said no to a children's hospital, veterans, education, and families in need today"

I said "no. I said no to four corporations who want me to fund their goodwill so they can put it in their annual report"

She was quiet

Then she said "you're not wrong"

I said "I know"

She said "but you're still going to look like a monster"

I said "I'd rather look like a monster than quietly fund a billion-dollar company's PR strategy at the register"

She didn't disagree

But she didn't look at me either

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

This is the message MAGA was trying to convince you to be scared of. A message of unity and love.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Let me make this crystal fucking clear….

If Clinton abused young girls…
- Prison

If Bill Gates abused young girls…
- Prison

If Elon Musk abused young girls…
- Prison

If Clarence Thomas abused young girls…
- Prison

If Donald Trump abused young girls…
- Prison

You either agree to all of these or none.

If you pick based on politics…
You Support Pedophiles,
Not Kids.

[ESPN @espn]

UNBELIEVABLE‼️

Auburn missed the free throw on purpose with less than a second left then scored at the buzzer to send it to overtime! 😱

[Nisha Patel, MD MS, Dipl of ABOM, CCMS @DrPlantel]

For everyone claiming women “breastfed just fine” in the 1950s, no, they didn’t. Breastfeeding rates were some of the lowest in history. Formula marketing, nursery separation, rigid feeding schedules, and minimal lactation support made it nearly impossible. In fact, breastfeeding rates are higher today than they were in the 1950s.

And yet here we are, rewriting history while expecting modern mothers to power through, sacrifice everything, and somehow make it work with the same lack of systemic support. Let’s stop romanticizing the past and start supporting women in whatever they choose.

[Nisha Patel, MD MS, Dipl of ABOM, CCMS @DrPlantel]

RFK Jr seriously needs to keep his mouth shut. You don’t get to tell women to “just breastfeed” in a country with no national paid leave, no guaranteed paid pumping breaks at work, no affordable childcare, and workplaces that barely accommodate lactating parents. Breastfeeding isn’t just a choice, it’s a system dependent behavior. If you want to promote it, you’d better start with the systems that make it possible.

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Only three teams in the FBS haven’t allowed more than 24 points in a game this year:

#1 Ohio State (8-0)
#2 Indiana (9-0)
Auburn (4-5)

[Auburn Tigers @AuburnTigers]

gone (swag) surfing 🏄‍♂️

[Michelle C Bush @michelleCbush]

Booger literally just broke down why it was clearly a TD. Amazing how everyone else could see it but a 5 minute review crew can’t!!??

@SECOfficiating @GregSankey - we don’t need your apologies, just add the friggin TD back and update our score.

[Lecil 🦚 @LecilB]

I can't... I mean @SECOfficiating what the absolute heck are you doing in this Auburn/Georgia game. Kirby SPRINTS up the field asking for a timeout and then you give it back to them and help them avoid the Delay of Game? @GregSankey you have to take some responsibility.

[alicia @amccrary8]

@GregSankey

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Kirby Smart told the officials he never asked for a timeout, he was just clapping.

And the stupid ass officials bought it. No timeout, no delay of game.

[alicia @amccrary8]

@GregSankey

[Matt Bowman @battmowman]

this crew in the georgia auburn game is one of the worst displays of officiating i’ve ever seen in college football. kirby smart CLEARLY signaled timeout, then said he didn’t? and as a result saved his team from getting a delay of game and kept his timeout?

[alicia @amccrary8]

The frustrating thing about Auburn’s season is we could be undefeated. This defense is fantastic. Offense-mid, but officiating… officiating has SCREWED this team all season.

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Who is good?

Who isn’t?

What is targeting?

What isn’t targeting?

What’s a fumble?

What’s a first down?

I don’t know a goddamn thing anymore.

[Mike G. @mikegittens]

This was called PI LOL @thewarrapport