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Please drink water and mind your business! My Account....My Tweets! I’m not here to please anyone. let’s be guided.

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White parents : Honey can u give us a moment please?

Child : Sure thing mom.☺😌

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African parents : 👀👀👀

Child : 🏃🏃🚶🚶🏃🏃

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I am ready to be cancelled, but I’ll start speaking against insecurity and bad governance — Singer Peter P-square

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''The fact Sunderland could get into Europe the season following promotion is tremendous.''

Reaction to Sunderland's second-half comeback at Everton which saw the Black Cats leave Hill Dickinson Stadium with three points 🐈‍⬛

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BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has agreed a four-year deal to become the next permanent Chelsea head coach 🚨

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Bournemouth have released a statement confirming they have dropped Alex Jimenez from their game against Fulham this weekend.

The club say this is in relation to an investigation into posts circulating on social media, which they describe as being of a serious nature.

The statement reads: “AFC Bournemouth are aware of posts circulating on social media involving right-back, Álex Jiménez.

“The club understand the seriousness of the matter and it is currently being investigated.

“As a result, Alex will not be included in the squad for tomorrow’s Premier League game against Fulham and the club will be making no further comment at this time.”

Sky Sports News has attempted to contact representatives of Jimenez for comment.

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Woman exposes home care worker over alleged $11,000 theft from her savings

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“The dancing governor (Adeleke) has done more than Alex Otti. The difference is Otti has more social media influencers, the other guy only attend parties and dances, he’s not taking propaganda serious. Otti commissioned a water fountain people were jubilating.”

— Barr. Deji Adeyanju.

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Nigerian Footballer Daniel Daga Sentenced to 6 Months in Prison by Norwegian Court Over Non-consensual S+xual Act

Flying Eagles midfielder Daniel Daga has been sentenced to six months in prison by a Norwegian court after being found guilty of committing a s+xual act without consent. The 19-year-old, who plays for Molde FK, was also ordered to pay 10,000 Norwegian kroner in legal costs, according to TV 2 Norway.

The case stems from an incident reported to Norwegian police in late April 2025. Daga was charged under Section 297 of the Norwegian Penal Code, which deals with s+xual activity without consent. During court proceedings, prosecutors requested a six-month sentence, which the court upheld. Limited details about the incident have been made public.

Daga’s lawyer, Astrid Bolstad, said the player was disappointed with the ruling and maintains that the encounter was consensual. She added that the verdict is not legally binding and that Daga intends to appeal.

“He is very upset about the verdict. He believes he is innocent and that everything happened with consent,” Bolstad told TV 2.
“The verdict is not legally binding yet. He should be treated like anyone else until the case is finalised.”

Molde FK confirmed that the player will not be included in the club’s matchday squad until further notice. Club chairman Tarje Nordstrand Jacobsen described the situation as “very demanding” and said the club respects the seriousness of the matter, while also ensuring employee welfare.

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Trump Acknowledges Americans Might Face Iran’s Retaliation on U.S. Soil

In a new Time cover story titled “Trump’s W@r,” President Donald Trump addressed concerns about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil amid escalating tensions in the Middle East.

When asked by correspondent Eric Cortellessa whether Americans should worry about att@cks at home, Trump, 79, said, “I guess.”

He added, “But I think they’re worried about that all the time. We think about it all the time. We plan for it. But yeah, you know, we expect some things.” Trump acknowledged potential casualties, saying, “Like I said, some people will d+e. When you go to w@r, some people will d+e.”

His remarks come days after six U.S. service members were k+lled in a retaliatory drone strike following a joint U.S.-Israel attack on Iran. The conflict has resulted in over 1,000 d+aths, with the Iranian Red Crescent Society reporting “1,009 emergency response teams deployed across 153 affected counties.”

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Update: The ICPC has listed the alleged wiretapping equipment it recovered from Nasir El-Rufai’s residence.

1. Apple MacBook Pro.
2. Nine flash drives, Seven HDD, One Memory Card.
3. Blackberry, Nokia N95, Toshiba, Samsung IDEOS, Google IDEOS, and 18 other old phones.
4. Tablet + Charger; containing flight tickets.
5. Several older version laptops..

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Trending Video: An alleged northern governor stepped out of his convoy to urinate in the middle of the road while holding a bottle of water.

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@vivaangandhi_ Can I get the tutorial I have done all

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A lady reportedly tried to run away with ₦1.2 million contributed by 10 apprentices to go to Lagos for a cosmetic procedure because her boyfriend said her tummy was too big 😧

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@JeliliOpak44525 @FCBLaPulga12 @Hybrid_Ola Lol but when a Nigerian girl marries an older Nigerian man and ends the marriage it’s not scam right? I concur it’s just love gone sour. I don’t think you’ll be saying this if the tables were turned and it’s an older man crying out that his young wife left him🤗

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Terry G is trending because Apako Master has a new song with Victony titled “Tanko” dropping 12am Friday.

The song attempts to infuse Gingah with modern Bop. — Tanko.

Fans think it’s bad timing, due to Gunna also dropping his album featuring Big Wizkid, Burna and Asake.

Some also feel this is the last opportunity for Terry G to revive his career, even though they’ve missed his intellectual and spiritual Gingah.

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Introverted papa say make una no disturb am for birthday o. But see am dey collect gifts like party chairman 😂🎁🎉

📹: @linbakesnsweetness

[Minister of Enjoyment Anonymous branch @ameboOfLife]

@street_parole @Midatlblog So you’re only angry with her cos she don make am and you never make am🤣🤣🤣🤣 so if she never make am she’s allowed to say Lagos is smelly. Jealous jobless moron. Go and work!

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@street_parole @Midatlblog Coming from a NOBODY with empty threats. You Dey talk to people wey don make am. Trying hard to be savage. Get a life and try to make it nobody wants to talk to a nobody either. Carry your empty threats with your empty head back to your one room apartment. 🤗🤗🤗🤗

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@WhoIsFeezBalone @Midatlblog Common gift card seller sef dey breathe🤣🤣🤣you and your whole bigot base can’t do nothing but whine online. Opinion is opinion you have nothing to do about it. Sit your jobless ass somewhere. Lagos is smelly and that’s on period! @Midatlblog come and chase me from Lagos!

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@WhoIsFeezBalone @Midatlblog Still waiting ooo🤩🤩🤩🤩Abi you don move on??? Sit online and dish out threats from your one room face me I face you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@street_parole @Midatlblog You’re just as stupid as what you’re explaining. Zero sense. Again I say Lagos is smelly tag your Yoruba warriors to come take all I have worked for in Lagos. Mumu with mobile data