Ameer Zulkifli

Social Engineer. Life hacker. Kickstarter.

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

@agussari Everyone needs Bali. Sumpah!

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

Make your cat happy. Put it where it hurts. Heals everything. Batteries not included.

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

If you are a decent human being, you don't need to be woke. Woke people are jerks that need clear social rules.

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What the fuck is this abomination? This is being pushed for normalcy? I get trans but this is not it. This is fucked up

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

@matronedea Dani, telling someone that you notice how unbelievably sweet they have been to you and that you are so lucky to have them, often does it. Following that up with a home made steak is a home run :)

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

@harrymccracken I like it. With smartphones packing so much, listening to music without power cables is a pain. I would not mind a separate music for 'instant entertainment '.

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Showing the result of a disciplined fitness initiative while 'aurat' covered is slightly different then sexy poses in bikini. Its not an apple to apple comparison. Stick to making people laugh cos making people think not really worming out for you.

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Just wondering - have any "religious" folk come out demanding that #AbangBomba wear baggy clothes so as not to mengelirukan the rakyat?

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

Moral of tweets 1-3: Real life has consequences. Just because your daddy don't smack you doesn't mean someone else won't either. Being a man is all about respect, and boundaries of polite interaction.

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

3/3 It started to get abusive with words like small cock syndrome. Mate was pretty patient till kid said crawl back to your mums crack. Kid has broken jaw, and a couple teeth on the floor.

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

2/3 Was in the workshop getting slick tyres on for track day weekend when a young lad started berating a mate of mine for his choice of after market parts.

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

1/3 So some snowflakes forget that in Twitter you can be a prick and get away with it but face to face is a whole different ball game.

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

@agussari But they recognise other people as beinb stupid pretty quick.

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

That's a good one Harith ROFL. High brow, but good nonetheless.

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

There are some things I won't joke about 😅

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

Any takers? Hahahaha.

[Si Juki @JukiHoki]

Superman juga gak berani ambil job ini.

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

@matronedea They must be Asian. LOL.

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

The cartels in Mexico is not the fault of the government nor the people of Mexico. Its powered by the consumption of their cocaine. Hollywood and Wall Street being major players.

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Just another weekend in Hartamas. Sigh https://t.co/7n6sFzchua

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@agussari Its even called an outhouse hahahaha

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Well said! Although if I may ... the soil loves us all equally regardless of differences. The tree does not grow faster if a malay plants it. Its the wakil rakyat who plants fake ideologies in order to jaga pocket. Malaysia and Malaysians are most sincere and we actually care.

[Suri Kempe @anakcelup]

Msian women want Msian citizenship for our children b/c we have roots here - our families, home, culture, our people are here; and coz we love 🇲🇾, even when it doesn't love us or our children back. #SayaJugaAnakMalaysia

[Ameer Zulkifli @ameerplusone]

Just think of it this way. We all came from women, and would you ask your mother to present the burden of proof, especially when guilt comes with shame and rarely gain. In fact almost never.