amelia 🍍

adventure, adventure!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

A Negroni…Sbagliato… with Prosecco in it 😏

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

The song that kid sings about corn, except it’s me… singing about toile.

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Out of office emails are always like HELLO I am DEAD. I will RISE from the ASHES like a PHOENIX on MONDAY August FIFTEENTH at 8:00 AM in the MORNING. If you need to contact me, NO YOU DON'T. In case of emergency, please reach out to NANCY who is NOT HELPFUL.

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

Marcel the shell with shoes on round 2 I love you

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

Actually, they did get to work…on acting against all of their promises, upholding the status quo (and making it even worse, just with less overt racism), and doing absolutely nothing to justify voting for them.

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

Update: they did the opposite of getting to work

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

Now let’s get to work!

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

Marcel the shell with shoes on is officially one of my all time favorite films 🥹

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

You know what I really like? Arugula.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

Why can’t I just live off coffee and only coffee?

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

With a $25 million mansion, a $325K Ferrari, not having to pay any taxes and having stolen a 4.4 million PPP loan away from the needy, I’d say that Joel Osteen is Satan’s favorite money launderer on Earth.

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

90s fashion is coming back. It’s my time to shine.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

This is not where it’s at. Nope.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

🙏

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

I feel like I’ve watched enough TikTok and Instagram videos on abs workouts that my stomach should be a washboard. That’s how those work, right?

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

Been feeling that mood where you kinda wanna cut bangs for yourself. Someone save me from myself.

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

Has anyone found a lipstick that won’t smudge under a mask during summer weather?

[Jack Eason @realJackEason]

100% a lie but incredible that their chosen line of defense is, "we cannot competently operate firearms."

[amelia 🍍 @ameliaelisa]

My ears just popped on the subway. What a foreign feeling 😷😂