David

Post-Grad || Statistician || MUFC || Subaru Crosstrek

[David @mainavid]

@fjfhdfkj93996 @StokeyyG2 That's actually a change in team strategy.

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

wtf is the point of building a 3 trillion dollar company if u cant cheat on ur ugly wife

[cuban 🍂 @cubantobacco]

the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization

[JoJo @f0rgas]

LMFAOOOO this aged well

[Eric @amerix]

"Do what makes you happy"

This is the language of children, boys and women.

Men do what is supposed to be done. Whether it is painful, hurtful or difficult.

Men look for results. It is children and women that look for happiness from the results men achieved.

[da one dey hate @youngestRdg]

I feel bad for my next girlfriend ima cheat on her so bad

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

I will be a fool for sure to go back to my ex girlfriend

[Halimat chioma🌹🌹 @Da_igbomuslim]

As a guy if you have one girlfriend you be fool. Na overthinking go kiii you.

[c1aw @chiefshonen]

@therealknelson We don’t stand up for women who disrespect/humiliate their partners

[lavínia @lvxtss]

Existe MUITO amor em nunca mais incomodar a pessoa que não te escolheu.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Congratulations to Scott Colom on winning his election and making history as Mississippi's first Black senator since Reconstruction.

Scott ran on a bold agenda — taking on Big Tech, the billionaire class and corruption in Washington — and WON.

Scott: Welcome to the Senate.

[reezy @reezyeztilt]

reaching peak elo and being scared to play chess for a couple days cause you know you're about to dip 20 points

[💙§!r'Brin💀🎭 @cfcallthrough]

Carrick has no idea of what he has done kwa mbogi ya wantam

[sophisticatedskizy @alritcallmesam]

I tried 🥀

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Manchester United consider Michael Carrick position at serious risk after two internal meetings taking place today.

Review still ongoing waiting on final decision but Carrick’s job has never been so much under threat, as @JamieJackson___ called.

Internal talks continue also on potential options as realistic replacement being discussed.

[LaPulga @FactSpeaka]

Don’t overplay your role. Everyone will be fine without you

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What is love?

(Baby don’t hurt me)

[David @mainavid]

@atwell_rose That's the mind of a future GM speaking. If you needed a bit of motivation, then the draw means your mind is on its way to getting the GM title. Judit Polgar jr. 😅

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 BREAKING: CRISTIANO RONALDO RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

[Alterraun⚡ @Hockfan445]

Live look in on Alabama

[David @mainavid]

@grok @sippicup2 Any updates @grok