Dom

interdimensional workers party

[Dom @americanoslim]

life pro tip: start a book and read one page every time you go to the bathroom. im already through six books today. i am much smarter than most people

[Dom @americanoslim]

trump probably texting mamdani like “yooo u tryna chill after the game?? 👀”

[Dom @americanoslim]

i wish my girlfriend would stop telling everyone she has to pick me up and put me on the couch. i can get up there myself

[Dom @americanoslim]

at this point, the doctor has done all they can do and, should mama keep letting the little monkeys jump on the bed, the state needs to step in.

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

this is some real evil shit

[Dom @americanoslim]

i am smaller than the last time you saw me. i get smaller every day

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

sorry, i can feel the world breathing and burning as god creates it. but what was it u were saying? something about an article?

[Dom @americanoslim]

ok? who even asked them

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Billboard names ‘The Velvet Underground & Nico’ the best album cover of all time.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

John Candy pulling off the incredible skill of smoking and eating a chilli dog at the same time, in a deleted scene from PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES (1987).

[Dom @americanoslim]

you can tell there is a wolf under there. this would not trick me.

[Dom @americanoslim]

cops pulling up to a domestic abuse call like “when can you start?”

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Alcohol culture is woke. Boozing means participating in cultural rot. This is what the left wants. Liquor stores stayed open while gyms and churches shut down. Conservatives don’t want to admit this. Couple drinks here and there fine. Otherwise - WOKE.

[Dom @americanoslim]

bro this is my financial advisor i am screwed. i am several millions in debt

[Dom @americanoslim]

@yesitsmyaccount groovy dude

[Dom @americanoslim]

hey, buddy, why dont you make like a tree and get ooouuutta here

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

this years’s roundtable was so wholesome!!😭 😭 😭

[WH @hastifliche]

WhatsApp messages from your Dutch electrician be like:

late to-day, fifteen minutes. i've been beaten the shit out of

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

me, when i'm proud of my pile: just amassed this large pile of materials practically on a whim. i'd hate for anyone to fall into it...

me, when i'm not proud of my pile: *hands in pockets, sullenly kicking pile* might as well be a heap....

😏👆this one's for pile fans only

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

[lying to my coworker because i am ashamed to admit how wet my sandwich was] yeah... just ate my lunch... oh, what was it? just a normal sandwich. it wasn't too wet, either.