Merrell

Please tell your cat I say hello. And that I love him very much.

[Merrell @amerrell52]

@ChefJonKung I think he has a celery allergy. It's not spicy, it's a slight allergic reaction making his tongue feel itchy.

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

How bout if your twink died?

[Merrell @amerrell52]

@realangel_dorit What does that even mean, humanize?

[Merrell @amerrell52]

Paul McCartney with a beard is giving me strong Samwell Tarly vibes.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Charles Dickens writing A Tale of Two Cities

[Merrell @amerrell52]

Life hack: employees must wash hands, but you don't have to. Message me for more legal advice.

[Merrell @amerrell52]

@OrangePaulp

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

In honor of March Madness, here’s one of the greatest college basketball clips of all-time:

[Allison Reese🛸 @alienreese]

Wh*te people music be like:

[Rob @thegallowboob]

never seen a more perfect cake

[Merrell @amerrell52]

@tedcruz You're a cuck and a traitor.

[Merrell @amerrell52]

Y'all were also laughing at Randy Quaid when he was talking about alien "conspiracy theories". But he ended up saving the world!!

[Merrell @amerrell52]

@str8evesedgwick @RottenInDenmark Exactly. This is an odd take since she was responding to an actual economist.

[Cher @cher]

IS NO ONE GOING TO HELP ME
WITH POST OFFICE 🙄

[Merrell @amerrell52]

Oh, now nothing is real? Great fucking job, 2020.

[Merrell @amerrell52]

@thedicktickler IG has bios?

[Merrell @amerrell52]

Dick Wolf looks like he has special victims.

[Merrell @amerrell52]

Just trying to get to the point of my career where I can say, "Hey guys, can you give us a minute?", And everyone else will leave the room.

[Merrell @amerrell52]

Interesting demonstration. However, it's not relevant for those of us that wash our hands like a human being.

[Ali Noorani @ali_noorani_teh]

Very informative! Iranian health professional uses paint to demonstrate spots we often miss when washing hands in the wake of #Coronavirus outbreak. At the end she shows how to safely remove disposable gloves without touching the polluted surface.