Ames.

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[Ames. @ames_burt]

I love Citizen Kane

[cabby @cabby]

these pictures are unbelievable

[Ames. @ames_burt]

This looks like a SpongeBob cut scene of Sandy out of water

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

I’m at the mall and there is a squirrel waterskiing. America truly is the land of opportunity

[Ames. @ames_burt]

this is me these days if any of you even care

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

[making small talk at party] any groceries you’ve been into recently?

[trish @ultragloss]

life if all of my friends lived within a 20 minute walking radius

[clare @sadderlizards]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning 300mg of caffeine on an empty stomach

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

I went here and everyone knew u

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’ll fly away

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bill hader is not my celebrity crush. i view him as something between a god and a sister