amescostello

[amescostello @ames_costello]

If I'm not sarcastic then who am I?

[amescostello @ames_costello]

If you’re not procrastinating every single school assignment & surrendering your health to deterioration then literally WHAT are you doing 😂💅🏼

[trish @ultragloss]

ur in her dms im going to her wedding in greece because there’s a 1 in 3 chance i’m her father but i’ve never met her and only communicate with her through abba songs. we are not the same

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary https://t.co/nEId9NHcoI

[kt🦇 @itskvdes]

unfortunately for everybody I will keep doing whatever I want

[amescostello @ames_costello]

@zane_zamora You’re going to kill me now aren’t you

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur. In this essay I will

[lady yert @lladyert]

im carl azuz and THIS is cnn10

[Daeneryst @daeneryst__]

I can hear this picture

[amescostello @ames_costello]

I got asked to prom in Hawaii on the beach💃🏽

[amescostello @ames_costello]

Trust issues🙄🙄🙄