When Nigerians continue to memeify our problems, this is what happens. Keep making your jokes and skits and calling them “satire”. The people you are doing it for will satirize you back and in a crueler way.
Changed National Anthem that has been there for ages
Changed NYSC Khaki that Corpers have been wearing from day 1
The country has tons of problems that needs sorting out but no, let the Corpers start wearing Adire 💔
Cape Verde you did Africa proud in this tournament , going toe to toe with the World Cup champions like that is no easy feat.
Senegal and Ivory Coast, I hope you can see your mates
My kid: Daddy, why did you left me?
Me: it’s leave …”Daddy why did you leave me?”
Kid: okay. Daddy why did you leave me?
Me: But I didn’t leave you nau
Kid: You leave me
How do I explain to him that it’s “left” this time
His name is Egejurum Onyedikachi, and he is a genius.
Let that sink in.
He is in Primary 6 but does wonders with mathematics that make SS3 students tremble.
The world will know him and celebrate him.
He is currently with me in Rome to challenge champions from other countries this Saturday.
1.3 billion naira released to a fake agency in Nigeria but 36 million was released to the Ministry of Health.
They prioritize stealing over your well-being.
The APC.
I have FINALLY been inducted into the medical profession!!!
One of the BGS with a CGPA of 4.90/5.00
From Unilag to Russia, God did it!🥹✨
Dr. AKANBI D.E 🩺
"I appeal to every eligible Nigerian who has not yet registered for a Permanent Voter Card (PVC) to do so.
I understand that some people chose not to register after what happened in 2023, and I know many have their reasons. But we must not give up on our country. Every vote determines the future of Nigeria. Let us rise above disappointment, register, collect our PVCs, and participate in building the Nigeria we all desire."
— NDC presidential candidate, Mr. Peter Obi
My friend and him babe don start their album listening party.
"Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me"
“It’s easier for me to transport my Cement to Niamey Niger, than to Kano. And the roads are much more better there than Nigeria. So my trucks won’t suffer.”
-Abdulsamad BUA